These Horror Happy Meals don’t seem all that kid friendly to me. Which I like. They were made by graphic designer Newt Cloninger-Clements. La-de-da, I have three names. Sorry. Did I actually type that? I’ll stand by it. Even though I think three names are excessive. Anyway, this guy made a ton of mock-ups of some more adult, horror-themed Happy Meals. There’s Stranger Things, Ash Vs. The Evil Dead, American Horror Story, and many more. Check out his Twitter and Pinterest for more.
They come with some sweet toys, I’ll give him that. Now I have to wait for him to open a fast food place so I can collect them all.
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Horror Movie Necklaces
Do you even horror bro? Well, if ya do, check out these Horror Movie Necklaces. They’re not just for bros, but for bras too. No, I mean- Not for your bra. These necklaces are for everyone. All inclusive. Like a cruise you just won and get to hang on your neck. But much, much lighter. All of your favorite horror shows and movies are represented. They look pretty classy. Perfect for Halloween or any other time you want to up your creep-cred! Nobody steal that, that’s mine. I just said that and I’m pretty impressed.
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Bob’s Skull From The Dresden Files
Hey Bob. What’s up? This is Bob. Bob is a skull. Bob has all kinds of freaky magic voodoo writing on his skull. I’ve never seen the Dresden Files or read the book, but I’ve always admired Bob here. I’ve been working for weeks, scraping designs in my scalp with a screwdriver so my skull can look awesome after I die. All I got was a headache and the X-Ray shows that I accidentally drew something like looks like the devil playing tic-tac-toe.
Pop-Up Book of Celebrity Meltdowns
Celebrities melt down. Sometimes like a scented candle, all fragrant and drippy, sometimes like a nuclear reactor. This Pop-Up Book of Celebrity Meltdowns recreates these meltdowns in glorious 3D. Like Tom Cruise all freaking out on Oprah because his Scientology programming went wacky and the tech guys had no idea how to fix him. Or Mike Tyson biting the ear off of another human as they fight in the ring. I wonder if he still has a taste for human flesh.
Turns out, Mikey really will eat anything. Or maybe I just learned everything I know from old cereal commercials. I thought Captain Crunch was a real guy until I joined the Navy and encountered Captain jerk-face. Once I also spent two weeks in the rain forest looking for Toucan Sam. Trust me, if he even lived there, he would have been eaten by giant snakes a long time ago. Anyway, this is a fun book. With moving pictures and everything.
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Twin Peaks Red Room Diorama In A Can
Etsy seller Boxartig is selling this cool Twin Peaks Red Room Diorama which comes in a fancy can. Pretty neat. If you want to relive some scenes from the classic show, it beats hiring a dwarf and pumping him full of acid so he dances around, snapping his fingers while talking backwards.
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