These Dissected Frog and Pig Enamel Pins are cool. It takes guts to wear them. Well, they are guts. On a different note: Is that really what a pig looks like? I was picturing a fat slice of bacon, with bacon legs and a bacon head. You learn something new everyday. Don’t wear your heart on your sleeve, wear your dissection on your sweater.
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The Watch Frog Sees Everything
Why does this “watch frog” have it’s eye on me? You spying on me?
Just a lil-ribbit.
Okay cool. You didn’t see nothing right? Just a guy relaxing on a weeknight, watching some Netflix with a rubber chicken nearby. Anyway, watch that eye. You don’t wanna get frog-glaucoma. Hey, here’s a good one.
Why couldn’t the 1/8 Polish guy join the Polish military?
Cuz he was only a tad Pole. Hahahaha.
Nothing to say about that? Frog in your throat? I kid. I kid. Seriously though, stop watching me.*Pulls shade down and grabs rubber chicken.*
Mummified Frog Necklace
Meet Morty, the Mummified Frog Necklace. I’m just guessing that’s his name. He looks like he’s doing a little yoga pose in there. Maybe Downward Frog or… Yeah I don’t know any other yoga poses. I’m about as flexible as a mafia payment plan. Anyway, you’re gonna look croaking in this necklace.
If I see you wearing it, I may even approach you and flirt with you. (Easy with that mace. I’m a good guy.) Maybe make a joke about how you and my tadpole should get together. You’d have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find another prince like me. And that’s nasty,so you might as well just settle. I’ll pick you up at 8.
11 Freaky Halloween Pet Costumes
You may not know this, but your animals like to dress up for Halloween too. You wouldn’t know, because you are distracted by human Halloween. Check out these freaktastic pet costumes. These are the kinds of costumes that earn a dog an extra treat and a cat an extra pet. Not really. Most of these are downright freaky. Terrifying even. Like the Ghostbusters Zuul Demon Dog above.
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Monster Toad Head
Ribbit! Hey, look. A giant Monster Toad Head. I should totally kiss it and turn it into a Prince. Just to end it’s imprisonment. *Smooches it’s slimy face.* Well, that didn’t work. He’s still a toad. *Looks in the mirror.* What the deuce?!?! I’m a Prince. And not some dude that’s next in line to run a kingdom. I’m Prince as in Raspberry Beret. The kind you buy from the second hand store. This is friggin’ awesome. *Adjusts my frilly shirt.*
I’m out guys. Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999, which means I have to buy a flip-phone and get ready for Y2K.
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