These Jason Voorhees And Freddy Krueger Briefs represent a clash of two horror titans. It’s the battle of the ages. Freddy fights for one buttcheek, Jason fights for the other. The winner unites both buttcheeks and sleeps comfy between them. Make sure they don’t slash up your buttcheeks while they go at each other. I don’t know about you, but I don’t need any scarring to go with my butt acne. I got enough to worry about back there.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Ripped Skull Cutout T-Shirt
This Skull Cutout T-Shirt puts a giant skull on your back. Which I find kinda sexy. Fun fact: I just ripped up like 30 of my t-shirts trying to replicate this look. Didn’t work. You win some, ya lose some. Farts. That’s what I’m good at ripping. Along with my jeans. I won the annual crop dusting competition two years in a row after all. So at least there’s that.
Cute Halloween Cupcakes Skirt
Halloween is a great time of year. The best part? All of the candy and cupcakes. Which is why everyone has a stomachache until Easter. Good times. If you are a connoisseur of creepy cupcakes this Halloween Cupcakes Skirt is the skirt for you. Just don’t eat too many or it isn’t going to fit you for very long. Guys will come up to you and say,”Hey cupcake! Nice cupcakes!” Look at all of those spooky and ghoulish baked goods!
Nothing But The Best – Luxury Leather Coffin
Be buried in the best when it comes time for your long goodbye. These extravagant luxury coffins from Saddleback Leather will have you resting in peace and in style. It is an 87″ x 36″ hardwood box covered in leather with nine full-grain hides. It has six reinforced handles for carrying, straps to hold the lid on, a pigskin lining inside, with a full-grain leather pillow for comfort, pockets for storing mementos and a large wooden plaque that can be customized. It’s everything that a dead body could want. All for around $25,000.
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Mystery Portal Appears in Argentina
So a woman walking her dog through a park in Argentina captured this image of a beam of light or mystery portal in the sky on the morning of October 24th. Seems like it’s a no-brainer that this is an alien portal, but meteorologists say that the tube-like phenomenon is created when masses of warm and cold air briefly come close to each other, but do not merge. I’m not buying it. It’s obviously aliens using a Star Trek transporter. Or God’s flashlight cuz he lost his keys.
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