Remember Madballs? A bunch of you guys played with your balls as kids. That’s why they’re mad! Burned! Oh man, you walked right into that one. Anyway, these Madballs Horrorballs are the balls that you abused as kids, now returned as horror characters and mad as hell. You got Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, Alien, Predator and a Facehugger.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs Set
Get your tentacles off of my coffee. I didn’t touch your coffee. What do you take me for, a sucker? Like the ones on your tentacles? You kraken kleptomaniac! Okay, okay, I tried to steal your coffee. What about a trade instead? Hmmm. You mean a…. Fair trade? Forget it man, I don’t drink coffee with someone who makes bad jokes like that. Bean there, done that! Your joke was worse! Time to slap each other senseless with our tentacles and settle this for good! Then we can get back to our Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs.
Classy Gothic Black Filigree Bat Necklace
Ohhhh classy. Oh my goth! This Gothic Black Filigree Bat Necklace is awesome. The sparkly part in the middle mesmerizes me, while the bat wings carry me off to a far away land. Of course that could be the meds kicking in. I’ll let you know. Seriously though, this necklace is classy, dark and sassy. This one is gonna look good against your bosom ladies. You’ll be absolutely batty about it.
Introducing ZooPoo – Animal Poop In A Can
ZooPoo. That’s fun to say. ZooPoo. Basically it’s animal poo in a can. Even though animals don’t use the can. You can get Kangaroo crap, Rhino releases, Elephant Ewww, Gorilla guacamole and many more. It’s the worst part of a zoo. In a can. Each can is full of it. Literally. Full of composted manure.
Scarecrow Terrorizes UK Family
A mother and daughter walking their dog in a wooded area in England think they have been followed by what looks like a scarecrow! Not sure where the cowardly lion, the tin man, Dorothy and Toto were. The mom suddenly heard what sounded like someone else walking in the woods and also heard a whispering man’s voice. There does appear to be someone lurking behind her daughter as they walk down the path. Apparently, they never saw this scarecrow again. Probably cuz that was the last straw!
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