There’s nothing quite like some Color Changing Realistic Organs to decorate the old homestead.Or is that homes-dead? These realistic organs light up and change color in the dark, making them the perfect scary nightlights. You can choose a Brain or a Heart. My brain is all aglow for these pieces of organ lighting. That’s one way to fire up your neurons and turn on your heart light. Screw you Neil Diamond. Now that song is in my head.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
Betsey Johnson Going Batty Crossbody Purse
You’ll go batty for this Betsey Johnson Going Batty Crossbody Purse. Make it your familiar. Betsey Johnson? More like Batsey Johnson. I want to open this thing and watch as a hundred bats fly out. Maybe that’s just me. It is a great bag for your womanly essentials and a great way to channel your inner Bat-Girl.
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Woman Claims Homemade Bug Spray Attracts Bigfoot
A North Carolina woman claims that her homemade bug spray attracts Bigfoot. Which is cool I guess cuz when Bigfoot is attracted you he brings flowers, chocolates might even take you out for dinner. And you know what they say about big feet ladies!
Allie Megan Webb says she initially created the “Bigfoot Juice” to help her husband with mosquitoes during his searches for the cryptid. He asked her to change the recipe because it smelled too feminine. That was when his Bigfoot research group spotted the creature. So naturally it must be the spray. Cuz reasons. Bigfoot probably gave a sniff one day and wondered who has been pissing in his territory. So he went to investigate. So I think we can conclude that it smells like piss. Case closed.
I am such an awesome investigator.
AtmosFX Digital Decorations Will Scare Your Neighbors
These AtmosFX Digital Decorations Will Scare the pants off your neighbors. You’ll be all like, “Pull your pants up and put your Hallo-weeny away Mr.Johnson. I got kids.” And they’ll be all pulling their pants back up and running back into the house with their paper. That’s how scary this shizz is. You can display spooky scenes on your TV or projector and they even have material for projecting them into thin air. You can choose from Creepy Crawlies, Ghostly Apparitions, Jack-o-Lantern Jamboree, Macabre Manor, UnLiving Portraits, or Zombie Invasion DVDs. Scare neighbors and trick or treaters this Halloween.
Felt Merino Wool White Crow Shawl
Now this is something to crow about. This White Crow Shawl is like having a giant crow wrap it’s arms around you. Minus the pecking at your head, the talons digging into your arms and flying off with you part of course. Just the comfy part of wings around you. You are the wind beneath it’s wings. Have I ever told you you’re my hero? No? Well, now you know. Try not to make bird noises while ensconced in this shawl. It’s gonna be hard, but you can do it. It is made of wool, not Crow-cheted. Haha hahaha. That was a good one. Sometimes I crack myself up. Hey, you could go by the name Sheryl Crow.