Check out this cool Sugar Skull Mug. Do you want sugar with your coffee? Only if it’s a sugar skull. Otherwise I’m trying to cut back. This glass mug will be perfect for your mourning coffee. Get it? Mourning coffee? Yeah I made a funny. Happens sometimes. This mug makes a great gift for anyone who loves sugar skulls. Like yourself. Screw other people. Giving starts at home. As in give me a cup of anything in this cool mug.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Monstrous Sea Creature Discovered on Texas Beach
The world is more terrifying than we can imagine. A Texas woman recently stumbled on the remains of a giant piece of nightmare fuel when she spotted this sea creature that had washed ashore during Hurricane Harvey. People think that it’s a tusky eel. I don’t know what that is, but nope. This is what I call “Nightmaricus This is why I don’t swimicus!” Look at that mouth!
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Black Skeleton Bone Hands Tiara
Get your bony hands off of my Black Skeleton Bone Hands Tiara before I detach your digits. That’s what you’ll say when someone tries to steal this tiara off your head. Everyone knows you are the Skeleton Queen. Or at least the Skeleton Hands Queen. You’re gonna to look awesome wearing this girl. It’s like a skeleton is behind you, laying hands on you and reading your mind. Ohhhhhhh, you got some dirty thoughts! You wanna do what with who now? You gots some serious skeletons in the closet girl!
Cool Skull Heads Ice Cube Maker
You know what they say, 3 skull heads are better than one. 3 ice skull heads are better than 3 skull heads too. This Cool Skull Heads Ice Cube Maker lets you make a gentlemen head with a monocle, a pirate head and a plain old skull head. They look awesome. Reminds me of a joke: A pirate, a gentleman and a regular skull walk into a bar… And that’s all I got. I’m gonna put one of each in my drink and make them fight. See who melts last. I bet the winner is old one-eye, cuz pirates are tough.
Gothic Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug – Good To The Last Drop
Zombies take a little nip from the Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug and it keeps them from rotting just a little while longer. It can help you too. It’s good for what ails you. This mug is the balm. I don’t know about you, but coffee makes me poo. If I drink from this Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug, embalming is gonna be out-balming real fast. This is the undertakers favorite mug, cuz they are hardcore like that.