Edgar Allan Poe Stories and Poems is a modern graphic novel take on some amazing gothic classics. It includes seven of Poe’s stories with some very cool illustrations. This 120-page graphic novel features Poe classics like “The Cask of Amontillado,” “The Masque of the Red Death,” “The Tell-Tale Heart.” It also includes Poe’s poems “The Raven,” “Annabel Lee,” and “The Bells.” This is a must for fans of Edgar Allan Poe.
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Author: Artemis Winterford
AtmosFEARfx Jack-O’-Lantern Jamboree Digital Decorations
This Halloween make your pumpkins come to life with AtmosFEARfx Jack-O’-Lantern Jamboree Digital Decorations. This lets you use a TV/monitor or projector and turn any environment into a haunting experience. You will believe that your pumpkins have come to life. Your pumpkins will even be able to recite a special Halloween version of ‘Twas the Night Before Halloween, tell a spooky story, perform two original songs and much more. The pumpkins are alive!
What about ghosts? They can be brought to life too.
Un-Happy Hour Skirt Is A Real Monster Mash
This Un-Happy Hour Skirt is full of monsters getting their drink on in some bar in Transylvania. Looks like a fun time. I have only one question. What does a mummy have to go through to take a s**t? Do you have to unwrap your entire body just to expose your mummy-butt so you can take a dump? Or do they have a convenient set of butt-bandages that open like a flap? Also, do they wipe with their own bandages or use TP? So many questions.
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Victorian Ghost Photobombs Selfie
Not one to let the basic pumpkin spice latte loving women of our own era get away with having some photo fun, this victorian ghost decided to photobomb their selfie. She has a look on her face like f**k you you young whippersnappers!
Then she went on an unheard and unseen tirade about how back in her day, no one dressed like that and where are their proper clothes? And wipe all of that makeup off your face ye harlot! You’ll never get a husband like that!
This picture surfaced in 2014 and was taken in a bar, which is an important fact in this case. Bars are full of drunk people. Sometimes full of OLD drunk people, some of whom dump flour all over their body just to look ghostly so they can photobomb two hotties. So who knows if this is real or fake. One thing I do know is that bars are for drinking, not for selfies!
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Go Batty For This Reversible Skeleton Bat Scarf
To me my bat minions! Gather around my neck and- *cough cough* Not so tight. Loosen up- *cough* Is that guano on my sweater? Why you little- This Reversible Skeleton Bat Scarf will keep you warm and besides, bats are totally in fashion this year. These bats are adorable when they hang off the neck like that. I mean, yeah, you have to dislodge their teeth as they hang off you and suck your blood, but still, totes adorbs.