This Octopus Cuff Bracelet is buff and tough and on the cuff. He’s kinda tender, kinda rough. Sadly, I’ve reached my rhyming limit for the day. This guy is large and in charge and super shiny. It’s like the kind of jewelry that an Octopus Queen would wear while summoning a Kraken. I bet it deflects bullets like Wonder Woman’s cuffs too, but don’t take my word on that. Makes me want to start an octopus jewelry business called Octopus Inc. Get it? I know, I’m a riot. Mostly cuz your silence is beating at me like a hundred police right now.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Real Horror Happy Meals and Jiffy Pop That You Can Buy
Remember Newt Cloninger-Clements? He’s the dude that made those horror happy meals. Well, now you can actually buy them. Etsy shop HangMeOfficial has made a bunch of them that you can purchase. You can even get them with the toy included if you pay a bit more.
They also have horror themed Jiffy Pop pans. I say horror all of the food stuffs! Do these have actual popcorn inside? I have no idea since I half-ass my job and couldn’t be bothered to look, but I hope so. Even if they don’t, they are pretty cool.
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Molten Lava Gargoyle Decoration
This Molten Lava Gargoyle is hot hot hot. It’s gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight. It’s lava-ly isn’t it? Fun fact: I accidentally typed isn tit at first. Made me giggle. This gargoyle is going to look amazing in your home,on your roof, or wherever. You can put him on your roof, no roofies required. That’s how I usually get mine up there, and it’s wrong. I’m sorry. Now I just ask nicely.
Dia De Los Muertos Sugar Skull Necklaces
It’s the day of the dead. Dia De Los Muertos biatches. These Sugar Skull Necklaces are sugary and sweet. Also creepy and cool. They make me so hungry cuz they look like awesome candy colors. These are ceramic though so if they were in front of me there goes every tooth in my mouth, falling everywhere. More like Day of the dentist.
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Classic Horror Movie Actors Mugs
Look at these guys mugging it up for the camera. These Classic Horror Movie Actors mugs are pretty cool. You can choose from Lon chaney Phantom, Lon Chaney London after midnight, Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, Bella Lugosi and Peter Cushing. You can have coffee with a different horror movie actor everyday. Have conversations with them even.