This Maggot Baby Necklace is a terrifying accessory. He just hangs there looking gross and even has like a stone third eye so it can hypnotize you with a disturbing lullaby, then crawl all over you leaving a slimy trail in its wake. I’ll take two. I wrote a poem about it.
Tag it, bag it,
Hurry up and snag it.
I just bought a maggot.
Better than Bob Saget.
Austin Powers wanna shag it.
Thank you. Thank you. My 3rd-grade education is really paying off.
Have you always wondered what the tooth fairy does with all those innocent children’s teeth that she collects while she looms in the shadows of the night? She makes goth rings naturally! And parents paid for the honor! This Goth Teeth Ring is strikingly lifelike and set on an adjustable ring band that fits from a 5 to 10 size. Some dentist will buy this ring to scare children into brushing their teeth. Also coming soon to a mental institution and prison near year!
This jewelry has teeth. Get yourself a bite! It looks like a tooth flower. I am enameled with it. I mean enamored.
Damn son! I always knew the Kraken was some chick’s hair. Yo, I ain’t your shampoo. Leave my ship alone! Why you bathing out here in the middle of the ocean anyway ya giant freak? Your hair smells lovely by the way. There goes half my men overboard. Hopefully, they end up in your hair like cooties. This Kraken Cameo Brooch is wild. Time for a haircut lady.
Whether you are trying to get more in tune with the ways of the dead or you’re just into some dark jewelry, this stunning Labradorite Skull Pendant would be a great addition to your skull-themed jewelry collection (or a good beginning to it). It’s handmade of carved labradorite cabochon, has really funky optical effects, and is certified spooky AF. Wrapped around the centerpiece is solid copper wire and it comes with a dark brown cord for a necklace. I was going to tell a skeleton joke here, but I just don’t have the guts for it. (I’ll see myself out).
If you’re serious about Halloween then you should be covered in spiders. This Silver Spider Statement Necklace features one larger, skull-spider surrounded by six other, smaller spiders. That skull spider isn’t messing around. Each necklace is handmade, 18-inches long, and has a lobster claw closure. It’s made of nickel-free silver alloy and they sparkle like diamonds! Whether you need something to wear this October or you are planning a Goth-themed event, this necklace will help you get your arachnid on!