Your friends and family might not believe your alien abduction story, but don’t worry, we do. No need to show us your wrecked-um. Commemorate the event with this UFO Abduction pendant for your necklace! These pendants are hand-sculpted and have a glow-in-the-dark beam on the front (ultra cool). It comes with a cord, but you can put it on any necklace. And if those butt-buggers come back for you, they will know that you know cuz they’ll see this pendant. It ain’t gonna stop no butt-stuff, but they may think twice. I’m inventing a butt gun that attaches in your underwear so that when somebody pulls your pants down and spreads your mud-cheeks they get blasted. Problem is that in testing I keep shooting the toilet out from under me when I take a s**t.
Category: Creep Wear
Gothic Black Cats Halloween Bag
If you’re not superstitious, you’ll love this Gothic Black Cats Halloween Bag. If you are superstitious buy it on Friday the 13th while under a ladder and see what happens. It features some of your favorite Halloween elements like cats, spooky trees, bats, and pumpkins. The closing mechanism is a magnetic snap fastener for easy access and the bag is made using quality cotton fabric. Inside, you’ll find a black canvas lining and a small pocket for your phone, keys, money, or anything else. Oh, my goth this is awesome.
Fur Jacket With Light-Up Monster Eyes That Glow
If you are the king of the dancehall like I am, you have no problem showing everybody how it’s done. Just promise to go easy on your stiff friends. Or you can get them this fur jacket so that they can be the center of attention at least this once on the dance floor. Nah. I’ll wear this myself. This Fur Jacket With Light-Up Monster Eyes That Glow is filled with big monster eyes of different colors. The fur acts like eyelashes, which is a bonus. Finally, people can stop focusing on how awful you are at dancing and focus on your many eyes.
Women’s Embroidered Concealed Carry Rhinestone Skull Studded Purse
Pack some heat in style with this Women’s Embroidered Concealed Carry Rhinestone Skull Studded Purse. This handbag looks badass. Carry your makeup, your other important stuff, and your gun in this stylish skull studded purse. It looks awesome and is just brimming with Gothic style. It has magnetic pockets on either side that offer quick access to smaller items, and chrome feet help protect the bottom from dirt and wear. Style, skulls and sidearms!
Friday The 13th Canoe Scene Necklace
You’ll never go canoeing again once you start wearing this Friday The 13th Canoe Scene Necklace because you’ll have a constant reminder never to go in the lake again. Otherwise, this will happen. Now you can relive this scene as often as you like because it will be around your neck. I never canoe. I canoodle occasionally, but I never canoe.