Check out this gummy and toothy Teeth Brooch. Wear this during your next dental visit for a really great conversation. Your dentist may even give them a free brushing and cleaning. It’s so toothy and teethy. Technically, when you’re wearing this, you’re teething. So congrats on being a baby again.
Category: Creep Wear
Cool Universal Monsters Enamel Pin Pack
Monsters are universal. And so are Universal Monsters. But aren’t we all just monsters of the universe? Whoa! Sometimes I get so deep that I even impress myself. This Universal Monsters Enamel Pin Pack is a great set. You get four soft enamel pins with black nickel, silver, copper and gold die-cast finishes. The set includes Wolfman, Franky and his bride, and the creature from the Black Lagoon.
Ewwww! Chattergrub Bolo Tie
This Chattergrub Bolo Tie is a stylish and disgusting accessory. What’s a chattergrub? I have no idea. I think it’s a grub that talks and talks and talks until you can’t take it anymore. If that’s what it is, I know some people that are infected by this thing. STFU already! Damn! Still, this creature will make its way into your heart. Other internal organs too.
Dark Unicorn Skeleton Necklace
I always wanted to ride into battle atop my own unicorn. I picture it impaling people with its horn, but really it would probably just run around the battlefield leaving a rainbow light trail and farting skittles. Still, it would be cool. For now I’ll settle for wearing this kick-ass Unicorn Skeleton Necklace. I like cuz it looks like a unicorn got hit by lightning and became a dark unicorn. An anti-unicorn that hunts others in its species so it can steal their light and colors. Ohhhhh. Spooky.
Gothic Vampire Victorian Evening Gloves
These Gothic Vampire Victorian Evening Gloves are so sexy I wouldn’t mind being seduced into a good old-fashioned neck biting. These extra long gloves are made of black high-quality elastic lace and finished with rubber-lace. Actually, I might be safe if a lady vampire is wearing these, cuz they don’t wanna get blood on their gloves. So I’m safe until they want to “change into something more comfortable.”