What a lovely brooch- HOLY HELL! THAT THING HAS TEETH AND A GEE SIMMONS TONGUE! Yeah, pretty much. This Gothic Flower With Teeth Brooch has bite! Look at those fangs. Fangs for the nightmares! Fangs a lot!
Category: Creep Wear
Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin – Dia De Los Meow-Meow
Dia de Los meow-meows! This Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin is pretty darn adorable. Is it dead or alive? I have no idea, but it is pretty. Look at that cute skeleton. Aww, he’s so cute. Who’s the cutest kitty? Is it you? Is it- OWWWWWWW! He bit me. Now I’m a zombie! Beware cute things!
Colorful and Cute Squid Earrings
I hope these Colorful Squid Earrings don’t squirm into your ears and shoot their ink into your brain. I hope they’re squishy and slimy though. Not that I’ll wear them. They don’t match my complexion. My complexion is a nice shade of acne. Just in case you were wondering. Nah. I’m just playing like I’m some young awkward nerd, but really I’m a handsome and debonaire man. Of course, that could be the squid ink on my brain if I did wear these. How would I remember? Squids are weird.
Ghost Children Pins Set
I don’t know much about ghost kids, but these Ghost Children Pins are scary as hell. No way I’m babysitting these kids. There’s not enough money in the world- $20 for 8 hours? Of course, I’ll look after your dead little angels. That’s a lot, right? I’m not good with money. I usually just hand it over and hope for the best. Anyway, these pins are two scary-ass ghost kids, one of which got all stabby on the other apparently. I am not responsible for that. Happened before my shift.
I just think they’re pretty and stuff.
Sexy 3D Printed Cryptid Skull Pendants
Who’s down for collecting some cryptid skulls and wearing them as jewelry? *Raises my own hand!* MythicArticulations has you covered. You can get the Loch Ness Monster, Jackalope, Cerberus, the Jersey Devil, Sasquatch and more. I’m gonna wear them all at once, so I can pretend I’m a cryptid hunter, even though I hide behind the couch at the mention of their names. That’s where I’m typing from right now. Ohhhh. I just found a dust bunny eating an M and M. I just ate both. I’m top of the food chain in my house!
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