This Full Body Pregnant Skeleton Iron On Halloween Costume reminds me of that time at the airport, when I was traveling with my girlfriend. She got the full body X-ray revealing that she was with child and proceeded to her gate to board the plan. I waved and proceeded to the car and went home. Enjoy Hawaii for two honey.
I kid. I kid. I would never leave a woman so suddenly like that. I texted goodbye first.
Check out this cool Edgar Allan Glow, I mean Edgar Allan Poe Necklace. It glows and glows and glows while Edgar Poes and Poes and Poes. No worries. You won’t be a Poe-ser if you wear this awesome necklace. And no one will call the fashion Poe-lice. You think your current necklace is this cool? Poe-lease! This Edgar Allan Poe Necklace is Poe-sitively Poe-tent!
Too much? Sorry.
*Sings*
He’s just a Poe boy from a Poe family, spare him his life from this monstrosity.
Easy come, easy go, will you wear this Poe?
Now I’m done.
These Skeleton LED Gloves make your hands look like neon bones. I AM THE FUTURISTIC ROBOT SKELETON. Let’s get this rave started! Are raves still a thing? Do they rave about them? Does anyone have a spare pacifier I can borrow? One that hasn’t been in any orifices this time would be much appreciated. Yeah, very funny. Now turn down the lights and watch my hands do their thing!
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This Scream Ghostface Necklace Pendant is a real scream. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. In my case, I’m screaming cuz I don’t have any. Just checked the freezer. I also cried for a half hour, but I’m too lazy to go to the store. So basically, I feel like this guy looks. If I did have ice cream, it wouldn’t have a ghost of a chance of lasting more than an hour.
But I digress. Just sayin’ this pendant is pretty damn cool.
Without one of these Men’s Skeleton Ties, you will feel naked as a skeleton. I’m know, cuz once I wore a tie and took it off, and I felt naked. Because I was. I was the manager at a nudist colony. Hence the tie.
Anyway, these are some cool men’s accessories. They come in a variety of colors, all with a skeleton who looks deep in thought. I bet he’s wondering if he needs more calcium.