Normally aliens are the one’s driving us crazy and putting us in straight jackets cuz they bugger our butts and whatnot, but this Alien In Straight Jacket Doll shows that we can turn the tables on them and drive them crazy. Butt buggering bastiches! Display this doll proudly and show them that we aren’t going to take it anymore. Enjoy your rubber room you intergalactic freak.
Category: Creepy Dolls
Vintage Looking Haunted Doll With Sound
Love scaring the ones around you? Have you always been a lover of all things creepy? Of course you are, that’s why you’re here. As Halloween approaches, you may be looking for some spooky décor to really bring out the holiday spirit and also scare the hell out of people. This Haunted Doll prop is sure to get the blood pumping and will give you the satisfaction of creeping out your guests! This doll comes with sound effects and takes AA batteries, which are included. The height is 15 inches. Kick off Halloween with a scream caused by a well-placed Haunted Doll! It says “Come play with me.” “I’m watching you.” and “You drop me and I broke and that made me angry.”
Life Sized Horror Mummified Skeleton Prop
Mummies; you know they are dead but you just can’t get it out of your head that they can come back to life without warning and start walking around. Maybe wrap their hands around your neck. If you’re hosting a party at your place and want to try out something unique and scary on your front porch, this Life Sized Horror Mummified Skeleton Prop is arguably better than a teddy bear with its eyes dangling out of its sockets. Being life-sized, and the fact that it looks so realistic with bendable arms and feet makes it scarier. The rotting flesh is also very convincing. You can imagine a silhouette of him sitting on your front porch chair on a moonlit night scaring the hell out of passersby and neighbors.
Baked Alien Art Doll
This Alien Art Doll is one toke over the line. Or five. Dude is totally baked. Looks like he’s drooling out of his alien talk-hole too. Whatever planet his body is on, dude’s mind is in the outer limits. Wait! What the-? Are his hands really little toes, with a toenail on each? What the deuce? This guy is totally baked and I would be too if I looked like him.
Freddy Krueger Troll Doll
The Freddy Krueger Troll Doll will invade your dreams and terrorize you when you sleep. But only during the 1980 and 1990s. Cuz troll dolls. Thank God we’re safe in 2018. Trolls ain’t sh*t in this era. I’m gonna go take a nap and there isn’t caca you can do about it. What? Trolls are making a comeback? Hmmmmm. Be right back. Just ordered a case of sleeping pills.