This Edward Scissorhands Plush is much safer to have around than the real thing. I don’t need some dude whacking my ear off cuz he wanted to give me a haircut. Plus, every time he goes to flip someone the bird, he ends up slicing off a nose. Vincent Price was not the most brilliant guy. Giving someone scissors for hands is not a good idea. What was your next bright idea? Sally Syringe hands? Carl Clever C**k? What the hell is wrong with you?
Category: Creepy Dolls
Cuddle This Giant Octopus Plush With All Eight Tentacles
This Giant Octopus Plush is great for the couch. You can wrap his eight legs around you and snuggle up on a cold night. I’d like to be… Under the sea… In an Octopus’ garden in the shade… It comes with a carry bag and an adoption card. I really hope I qualify for adopting this. There was that one incident with OPS though. Octopus Protection Services. Fingers crossed.
Living Dead Dolls Halloween Michael Myers Doll
Is this the cutest Halloween killer or what? This Living Dead Dolls Halloween Michael Myers Doll stands 10-inches tall and features 5 points of articulation. I think I can stop his killing spree, by getting through to him while he’s in child form. I’m gonna give him a mini Twix and see what happens. It might inspire him to actually trick or treat rather than you know, killing peeps on candy night.
Zombie Bat Doll Is Sad, Likes Sweets, May Have killed Everyone
Check this cute guy out my peeps. This Zombie Bat Doll is adorable. He looks like he’s cold. Is he shivering? And are bats supposed to have those holes in their ears? I have no idea. The seller says that he’s shy and likes sweets. And that he feels sad because he is the last one from his tribe. Hmmmmm. Could that be because… He killed them all? Just a thought. Yeah, maybe I don’t wanna let this guy in the house unless I want to end up dead and robbed of all my Kit-Kat bars.
Living Dead Dolls Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger with Sound
It’s the Fredster. The Krueger-meister. The Freddy steady go man. Sorry, it’s just that I’ve been awake for like 57 hours trying to avoid Freddy Slash-fingers. This Living Dead Dolls Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger with Sound, on the other hand, is a pretty adorable version of Freddy. He says 7 film phrases. He’s got his striped sweater, a removable hat, and his razor glove. He stands 10-inches tall, with 5 points of articulation.
Phrases include:
“Come to Freddy.”
“You’re all my children now!”
You shouldn’t have buried me. I’m not dead!”
Kids. Always a disappointment.”
“You think you was going to get away from me?”
“Ha ha ha ha ha!”
“Every town has an Elm Street.”