Category: Geeky Cool Stuff

Scary Skull Cabinet Knob – Bone Decor

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Skull Cabinet Knob
Whenever I go into my cabinets, I like to use Skull Cabinet Knobs. Cuz everything I do is badass, including opening my cabinets. I will literally grab that dude by the skull and open the cabinet to get my peanut butter. That’s just how I roll. Accessing your food through a skull is the only way to grab a snack. At least it did look awesome until somebody put googly eyes on mine. Now I’m no longer badass. I just feel like everyone else when I go into the cabinet *sighs*

So now I have to get these bat skull versions. Oh yeah!

These Bat Shower Towels Are Bat-Tastic

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Bat Shower Towels
I don’t know about you, but I feel kinda batty when I get out of the shower. So I’m gonna dry off with these cool Bat Shower Towels. That way I can lay off the bats that usually flap their wings and hold the towel for me when I come out of the shower. They were getting uppity anyway. I heard squeaks that they were forming a union and looking for actual pay in the form of food. Also, there will be a lot less bat-s*it all over my bathroom floor. Also less visits to the doctor for rabies shots. It’s a good call.

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Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns

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Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns
Celebrate the day of the dead or any day in style with these Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns. And when the Day of the Dead turns into the Night of the Living Dead, these lanterns will shine brightly. And when things turn into the Night of the Living Dead, you can maybe strangle a zombie with them. Maybe. I guess we will see. Because the day is coming. Until then, Imma be relaxing on my Sugar Skull Beach Blanket.

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Kay Dee Designs Creepy Tea Towel Set

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Kay Dee Designs Creepy Tea Towel Set
This Creepy Tea Towel Set is gonna look good in your kitchen and it has some very cool designs. The Nevermore Asylum (If you’ve been there, you would want to come back nevermore too.), the Boneyard Mausoleum Co. (They make the best mausoleums.) and the Arachnid Poison Co. (Kill those eight legged freaks dead.)

I can’t wait to wipe my hands on these and have my wife yell at me. These compliment the Ouija Board Tea Towel nicely.

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Universal Monsters Horror Movie Bookmark

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Universal Monsters Horror Movie Bookmark
Never lose your page in your book again thanks to this Universal Monsters Horror Movie Bookmark. It has the Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein and the Bride. It’s all fancy and classy since it is made of wood and bonus: If a Vampire attacks while you are reading, you can stake it in the heart with this bookmark, then go back to reading. I wouldn’t recommend reusing it after that though. Maybe just leave it there in the Vampire’s chest. It goes great with this cool journal.