So that happened. Now you know what it looks like when an alien takes a relaxing bath. It looks like this may be the elusive Cheeto species of alien, so I’m surprised he didn’t dissolve in the water. Anyway, now you can own your very own Alien In A Tub Figurine. The water even glows under a black light. I’m glad his Cheeto alien privates are underwater. I don’t need to be seeing an alien Cheeto d**k! Hmmm. Maybe that’s what a bag of Cheetos is: just a big bag of alien d**ks! Let that sink in.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Frightening Monster TV Lamps
A “TV Lamp” is a lamp based on the 1950’s art objects which people would place on top their TV sets as decor. Well, check out these cool Frightening Monster TV Lamps. There are several different aliens and monsters available from the MooreMonsters shop. I’m gonna put one on my razor thin HDTV. Oops, it fell. That’s okay. You can display these anywhere and they will look awesome and scary. I think I might have to collect them all.
A Touch of Evil – Dark Gothic Card Game
The A Touch of Evil – Dark Gothic Card Game is dark, gothic and has a touch of evil. Okay, I’ll play. Each player plays a monster-hunting hero in the game, and that hero determines the player’s starting deck and grants a special ability. The heroes work together to defeat villains and monsters. You collectively lose the game if ten cards land in the shadows during play. Or if I flip the table cuz I’m losing.
British Royal Mint Nessie and Stonehenge Coins
I’ll take an order of fish and chips, with extra chips. How much ‘ill that be gov’ner? That’ll be two Nessies and a Stonehenge! These British Royal Mint Nessie and Stonehenge Coins are what is known as cryptid currency. Much more stable and reliable than cryptocurrency. They are issuing ten pence pieces featuring both the Loch Ness Monster and Stonehenge. It’s part of a collection celebrating “quintessentially British” icons ranging from A to Z. I can’t wait for the “Bad teeth” and “Monty Python” coins. I kid.I kid. I love the British.
via Royal Mint
Alien Mother Statue From An Alien Mother Ship
She is beauty, she is grace, she’s here to abduct your face. This Alien Mother Statue may make you question your religion. Like, why are you praying to this thing? Don’t you know that they abduct people and play air hockey in your bunghole? Apparently, that’s science where they come from. She has light pink glitter in her hair and she’s praying. Praying that she finds a new victim tonight.