Category: Just Plain Weird

Nothing But The Best – Luxury Leather Coffin

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Nothing But The Best - Luxury Leather Coffin
Be buried in the best when it comes time for your long goodbye. These extravagant luxury coffins from Saddleback Leather will have you resting in peace and in style. It is an 87″ x 36″ hardwood box covered in leather with nine full-grain hides. It has six reinforced handles for carrying, straps to hold the lid on, a pigskin lining inside, with a full-grain leather pillow for comfort, pockets for storing mementos and a large wooden plaque that can be customized. It’s everything that a dead body could want. All for around $25,000.

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Sugar Skull String Lights

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Sugar Skull String Lights
These Sugar Skull String Lights will make your manor macabre. Your house haunted. Your dwelling demented. Your townhouse terrifying… And I ran out of steam on that one. Anyway, these festive lights make every day a Day of the Dead and every night a party. Rock out with your skulls out.

Plush Cockroach Pillow

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Plush Cockroach Pillow
Cockroaches will survive long after humans are wiped out from the face of the Earth. So disgusting as they are, I say embrace the cockroach. No, literally embrace and hug this Plush Cockroach Pillow. We may depend on them for survival one day. You probably already have some in your house anyway. Might as well give them a giant plush cockroach God to worship. You can check it out in Graveyardgirl’s video below. It;s in the beginning. Make sure you stick around and watch the rest too, cuz she talks about AtmosFEARfx,which we also recently covered.
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Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards Set

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Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards
These Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards are decks. For the dead. Obviously death is the theme. Personally I don’t do tarot readings for the dead since they usually get the carpet all muddy and wormy. Plus, it’s always the same. “Yeah, which card did you think would come up? You are dead after all. Which reminds me, why are you not in the ground? And I think you dropped your jaw. Right there on the floor. Also a hand.”
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Miskatonic University Plaque – H.P. LoveCollege

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Miskatonic University Plaque
Hang this Miskatonic University Plaque in your home and Cthulhu might just show up. I wrote a little poem about it.

There once was a girl from Miskatonic
Our relationship was quite plutonic
Because my peen was embryonic
She treated me like the plague bubonic

True story. It takes great pain to make art… Especially when you fall butt-first onto the pen and pencil holder.