You been watching Stranger Things? Don’t worry, I won’t spoil it for you. I’ll just say get ready for a lot of Eggo waffles and nose bleeds. Am I right? I swear I even saw Eleven wipe her damn bleeding nose with a waffle. Crazy show. Now you can watch Eleven use her powers and light your room at the same time with this cool Stranger Things Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle. I wasn’t gonna feature this, but hey, if it bleeds it leads right? This thing bleeds from both nostrils as the candle burns down.
Category: Just Plain Weird
8-Bit Horror Villains From Funko
Something wicked this way comes. Shhhhhhhh.It’s my ex-wife. I’m pretending I’m not home. But something cool is also coming. 8-Bit Horror Villains From Funko. This series features Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and a Xenomorph. I can’t wait to see who else they add in the future. I would buy them myself, but the ex-wife just found me and she left with my money. Sad face.
Madballs Horrorballs
Remember Madballs? A bunch of you guys played with your balls as kids. That’s why they’re mad! Burned! Oh man, you walked right into that one. Anyway, these Madballs Horrorballs are the balls that you abused as kids, now returned as horror characters and mad as hell. You got Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, Alien, Predator and a Facehugger.
Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs Set
Get your tentacles off of my coffee. I didn’t touch your coffee. What do you take me for, a sucker? Like the ones on your tentacles? You kraken kleptomaniac! Okay, okay, I tried to steal your coffee. What about a trade instead? Hmmm. You mean a…. Fair trade? Forget it man, I don’t drink coffee with someone who makes bad jokes like that. Bean there, done that! Your joke was worse! Time to slap each other senseless with our tentacles and settle this for good! Then we can get back to our Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs.
Introducing ZooPoo – Animal Poop In A Can
ZooPoo. That’s fun to say. ZooPoo. Basically it’s animal poo in a can. Even though animals don’t use the can. You can get Kangaroo crap, Rhino releases, Elephant Ewww, Gorilla guacamole and many more. It’s the worst part of a zoo. In a can. Each can is full of it. Literally. Full of composted manure.