Ghost Girl Photographed at the Stanley Hotel

Ghost Girl Photographed at the Stanley Hotel
A family visiting a haunted hotel in Colorado think that they photographed the ghost of a little girl standing on a staircase. It sure looks like a ghost to me. This image was taken during a ‘spirit tour’ at the Stanley Hotel. You may know that name cuz it was the inspiration for Stephen King’s The Shining. Anyway, they looked at their photos later and found the ghost.

But that ghost isn’t the only odd thing in this photo. Is that woman on the right going to have a bath? She’s got her towel on her arm like”Hot damn, I’m gonna take a bath in this haunted biatch!” Also, look at the blurry guy on the top of the stairs. Where are his legs and feet? Kinda looks naked.

via HP

Mars Curiosity Rover Discovers Woman In A Striped Top

Mars Curiosity Rover Discovers Woman In A Striped Top
While checking Mars images captured by the Curiosity Mars Rover, somebody spotted a strange humanoid figure that looks exactly like a woman in a striped shirt laying on some rocks and looking at the rover. Damn that is eerie. Is it proof of life on Mars?Proof that Dr.seuss lives there? Proof that they film this stuff in the desert and some dude’s wife was just posing for a shot? I think we can conclude that it’s this last one. Damn, she’s a snazzy dresser. You got yourself a real catch Mr. fake Mars footage guy. Just don’t say beetlejuice 3 times.

Mermaid Freaks Out When Caught On Camera

Mermaid Freaks Out When Caught On Camera
Mermaids. Those bare-breasted sirens of the sea. Those breasts are not for mortal man to see, as proven in this video. Some guy caught a mermaid sunbathing on a rock and when she notices that she’s being filmed, she freaks out and scurries off back into the sea. Mankind will have to wait another day, or perhaps a year, or a century, to see mermaid breasts, the most elusive breasts in nature.
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Mystery Sea Creature Washes Ashore in the Philippines

Mystery Sea Creature Washes Ashore in the Philippines
What the hell is that thing? Is that an eyeball and nostrils? Is that the loch Ness monster? More like the Loch Mess monster. The remains of a massive sea creature were recently discovered on a beach in the Philippines. Apparently it had been dead for awhile and it had a horrible smell as if a thousand Taco Bell butts all went off at the same time. This thing is 32-feet long. It smelled so bad they towed the remains back out to sea.
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California TV Broadcasts Interrupted By Alien Invasion Messages

California TV Broadcasts Interrupted By Alien Invasion Messages
So a few mornings ago people in the Orange County area of California had their government mind programming and their TV programming interrupted by some emergency alert messages warning of an alien invasion and that the apocalypse was coming. Tell us something we don’t know.

One video of the broadcast was uploaded to YouTube and it has a terrified voice telling us:

“The space program made contact with… They are not what they claim to be. They have infiltrated a lot of, uh, a lot of aspects of military establishment, particularly Area 51. The disasters that are coming—the military—I’m sorry the government knows about them…”

The audio was taken from an old Coast to Coast AM radio show. I say that doesn’t mean it’s not true. Wake up people and get woke so that you are awakened and awokened and aware!

via Gizmodo