While checking Mars images captured by the Curiosity Mars Rover, somebody spotted a strange humanoid figure that looks exactly like a woman in a striped shirt laying on some rocks and looking at the rover. Damn that is eerie. Is it proof of life on Mars?Proof that Dr.seuss lives there? Proof that they film this stuff in the desert and some dude’s wife was just posing for a shot? I think we can conclude that it’s this last one. Damn, she’s a snazzy dresser. You got yourself a real catch Mr. fake Mars footage guy. Just don’t say beetlejuice 3 times.
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Spooky Crystal Balls
It takes balls to see into the future. Crystal balls that is. These crystal balls are all smokey and creepy with images floating inside. Sweet! This will help me become a fortune teller. I see an eye. I see a skull. I see a raven. I also see that there’s a lunch special at that place across the street. Well, hurry up and pay me. I gotta eat!
Creepy Funny Horror Fashion Photos
Etsy seller MadrigalleryDotCom may be a serial killer. Call it a hunch. Either that or they are making their own version of American Horror story. They sell all kinds of photos/nightmare fuel. These are just a few examples. Thanks internet. Yet again, there’s no way I’m sleeping tonight.
You got your weird-ass glittery demon in red who just washed her hair, a weird-ass demon with a chocolate chip cookie and many more. I can identify with the cookie one. I’m a demon for cookies too.
Pro tip: If you have company that you want gone, buy these and put them in every room. Act like they are normal. Better yet, dress to match them.
Can you imagine the photo shoot? Work it. Work it girl. Turn to the left. Give me more horn. Love that attitude. Hold the cookie! The cookie is everything! More teeth!
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More Proof That Nicholas Cage Is A Vampire
Yet another Victorian era photo of a man, who eerily resembles famous actor, Nicholas Cage has surfaced on Ebay, adding further proof to the whole “Nicholas Cage is a vampire” myth. If you’re not familiar with this internet legend, here’s the story- In 2011, a similar Victorian era photo of a man who appeared to be Nick cage surfaced on Ebay. The seller claimed that it was definitely an old photo of Mr. Cage and that he is an immortal, who never appears to age and has lived through many eras. Read more “More Proof That Nicholas Cage Is A Vampire”