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California TV Broadcasts Interrupted By Alien Invasion Messages

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California TV Broadcasts Interrupted By Alien Invasion Messages
So a few mornings ago people in the Orange County area of California had their government mind programming and their TV programming interrupted by some emergency alert messages warning of an alien invasion and that the apocalypse was coming. Tell us something we don’t know.

One video of the broadcast was uploaded to YouTube and it has a terrified voice telling us:

“The space program made contact with… They are not what they claim to be. They have infiltrated a lot of, uh, a lot of aspects of military establishment, particularly Area 51. The disasters that are coming—the military—I’m sorry the government knows about them…”

The audio was taken from an old Coast to Coast AM radio show. I say that doesn’t mean it’s not true. Wake up people and get woke so that you are awakened and awokened and aware!

via Gizmodo

Alien Invasion Resistance Manual

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Alien Invasion Resistance Manual
Don’t be caught off guard when the bum-plungers come in the dead of night to do their crazy experiments on you. Be prepared. The Alien Invasion Resistance Manual will prepare you. Know your enemy. Know your rights! Is it legal under galactic law to travel billions of light years and probe some Earthlings rectum? I have no idea, but I’m hoping this book tells me the answer, cuz I can’t afford an alien lawyer.

In true Haynes style, the Alien Invasion Resistance Manual aims to demonstrate how with the right knowledge, training and a substantial reel of aluminum foil, the concerned citizen can really hit ET where it hurts. You can protect your home and family from mind-bending abductions, you can ensure that you remain free of any sinister implants and you can determine which shape-shifting lizards are working to take over society. Accompanied by illustrations, maps, diagrams and step-by-step instructions, this resistance manual will be essential reading for those interested in protecting the planet from alien invaders.

– Discover the truth about aliens and how they have already infiltrated Earth

– Learn the real story behind the Roswell crash, Area 51 and terrifying facts about alien abductions

– Read about the alien species that threaten us -from the DNA-hungry Greys to the shape shifting Draconian reptiles

– Become an Extra-terrestrial Prepper – trained and ready to defend our planet

– Create an abduction ‘safe room’ in your home and learn how to fight alien invaders

– A comprehensive analysis of alien invasion strategies and how humanity can defeat them

– A complete blueprint to the defending of our Solar System

– Plus hundreds of new uses for aluminum foil

Alien Invasion Collectible Motion Guitar Picks

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alien guitar picksAliens like to rock too and now they want to help mankind with these alien face guitar picks. These guitar picks have aliens on them, allowing you to rock like your tour-bus UFO just crashed in Roswell. It probably has a tracking device inside that marks you for abduction, because you know, they are recruiting for an intergalactic band.

Why an anal probe and medical procedures are part of the interview process, I have no idea.