Now these are succulent baby! These Universal Monsters Succulent Planters definitely do not suck. All of the classics are here with open heads, just begging for your plants to be inserted. I might just use these for food. You know, put some mashed potatoes in there so I can do the Monster Mash. Waaaaa oooooo.

Succulents is a fun word. Makes me wish I have a friend named Lent so I could give him the middle finger and yell, “Suck you Lent!” That jerk. But the closest I have is a friend named lint and he lives in my dryer. I build sculptures from his bits and pieces. shhhhh. Don’t tell anyone cuz it’s weird. Everyone loves the Universal Monsters. And these Universal Monsters Succulent Planters are awesome.

Check out this Cobweb Bat Lace Decor. It sadly looks suspiciously like a pair of Goth Granny Panties in this pic. Fortunately it looks much cooler unfurled and on your mantle or over your window. However now that I’ve seen them as granny panties I can’t unsee it and I kinda wanna see a granny wearing it now. Is Granny Goth a thing? That would be so cool id that were your grandma’s name. That’s badass.

Anyway, this lace decor will goth up any home. You’ll look at it and say “Oh My Goth that’s good!” Hey, speaking of lace, why do they call things laced with poison if you never actually soak it in lace? Another one of life’s mysteries. And I’m too lacey to research it.  If you love bats, you’ll did this awesome Gothic Bats Kimono. Hey. if I could I would ensconce myself in bats too.