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Ghost Children Pins Set

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Ghost Children Pins
I don’t know much about ghost kids, but these Ghost Children Pins are scary as hell. No way I’m babysitting these kids. There’s not enough money in the world- $20 for 8 hours? Of course, I’ll look after your dead little angels. That’s a lot, right? I’m not good with money. I usually just hand it over and hope for the best. Anyway, these pins are two scary-ass ghost kids, one of which got all stabby on the other apparently. I am not responsible for that. Happened before my shift.

I just think they’re pretty and stuff.

Sexy 3D Printed Cryptid Skull Pendants

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3D Printed Cryptid Skull Pendants
Who’s down for collecting some cryptid skulls and wearing them as jewelry? *Raises my own hand!* MythicArticulations has you covered. You can get the Loch Ness Monster, Jackalope, Cerberus, the Jersey Devil, Sasquatch and more. I’m gonna wear them all at once, so I can pretend I’m a cryptid hunter, even though I hide behind the couch at the mention of their names. That’s where I’m typing from right now. Ohhhh. I just found a dust bunny eating an M and M. I just ate both. I’m top of the food chain in my house!
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Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace

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Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace
This Eternal Rest Cameo Necklace is eternally in fashion. It features a double layered cameo, with a laser cut ornate backing and antique silver frame. It has a cemetery and raven design, with a silver bat and headstone. Rest in peace jewelry is dead sexy. Get it? Dead sexy? I know, I have the joking skills of a four-year-old. Also the bladder control. Excuse me while I go change my diaper.

Cool Edgar Allan Poe Necklace

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Edgar Allan Poe Necklace
Check out this Cool Edgar Allan Poe Necklace. It says “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream”. Damn… That’s deep. Like, Edgar Allan Whoa dude. All on a one-eyed bat. Now that’s a damn cool necklace. Here’s a joke:

What do you call Edgar Allan Poe’s landlord? A Poe-Lease man. Oh, the horror… of my jokes.

My God It’s Full Of Skulls Belt Buckle

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My God It's Full Of Skulls Belt Buckle
This Skulls Belt Buckle is pretty appropriate for me to have over my junk cuz it’s like a graveyard down there if ya know what I mean. I get less action than there is on bingo night at an old folks home. It’s all good though… No, it’s not. Dear God, I’m so lonely. I just need some love. Why doesn’t anyone love me? Oh yeah, it’s probably cuz I post weird stuff on the internet every day and chicks just don’t understand. Maybe this belt buckle can turn my game around. Getting rid of the suspenders and bow tie would be a good next step too.