Get this Gothic Bat Purse Wallet before it flies away. Look at how sexy those wings are and check out that skeleton print on the inside. It has room enough to hold all of your important stuff. The question is do you have room enough in your heart for this sexy accessory?
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Spooky and Scary Gothic Jewelry Stand Tree
This Spooky Gothic Jewelry Stand Tree is perfect for your earrings, rings and more. It will hold your accessories while looking awesomely creepy around the clock. You may even want to find yourself a little corpse on a noose, you know, just so it looks authentic. So spooky. It will give you chills everytime you take off your jewelry.
Holographic Fetus Pendant
Fetuses are gettin’ all holographic up in this biatch. Goin all matrix. Did it choose the red pill or the blue pill? I have no idea, but I know it’s name is Neo. Neo-natal! Zing! Didn’t see that one coming did ya? I’ve been gestating that one for nine months. Got it out just in time too. My back was killing me! This Holographic Fetus Pendant looks like it’s sucking some serious Matrix tit-ee milk!
Weird Alien Hardwood Gemstone Pendant
This Alien Hardwood Gemstone Pendant is based on Sacred Geometry, whatever that means. I’m TLTG. Too lazy to google. Not sure if it’s supposed to keep aliens away or what, but I’m not falling for it. I’m pretty sure this is nothing more than a human tracker. If I wear this, the aliens are going to know where I am at all times and probably know exactly when my butt is dilated enough for their probing.
Sugar Skull Leather Desk Organizer
I don’t know about you, but my desk could use some organizing. I have a mess all over my desk. But that’s mostly cuz I pass out on it frequently. Then never clean up the bottles and broken glasses. Anywho, this Sugar Skull Leather Desk Organizer should at least help me wrangle my pens and pencils so I don’t poke an eye out when I go down for the count. Plus, when I wake up, I have a cool skull to look at. Maybe it will imprint on me and I’ll think it’s my mommy. We’ll find out when it arrives.