Before we get into these Black raven Brooches, I have to brooch the subject. That subject? Ravens. Also, I witnessed a murder guys. A murder of ravens. It’s a murder of crows you idiot! Shut up! You don’t know what I murdered. Oops! This doesn’t count as a confession does it? I think you might be right. They were crows. How many did you murder? Not sure. I’ll need to enlist the help of a band to find out. Huh? Counting crows… I hate you! Really? Every else is raven about me! Kill me!
Tag: accessory
Coffin Belt Buckle With A Good Looking Corpse
I can’t think of a better way to death-cessorize, than to wear this cool Coffin Belt Buckle. I don’t know if this chick is a vampire or if she just met an unfortunate end, but she looks good. The coffin even has a little window so she can look out and enjoy the scenery aka dirt. That is one sweet belt buckle peeps.
Gold Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Necklace
This is one shiny Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Necklace. Bling bling motha truckas! I’m offended cuz I’m a mother who is also a trucker! Oh well ya can’t please everyone. There are more offended people these days then you can shake a dead cat at. I’m calling PETA! Please do, I love their bread. You bastard! Is that a comment about my yeast infection? You woman hating freak. And also, you’re racist. Everybody just calm down. I just wanted to show you this sweet necklace. Damn. Everyone just needs to calm the eff down.
Goat Sucker! – Silver Chupacabra Necklace
Wear this Silver Chupacabra Necklace in honor of the world’s most famous goat sucker. Unlike the Chupacabra itself, this necklace does not suck. He’s in a sweet action pose like he’s about to pounce on his prey. Or at least just dive in a dumpster and snag half a big-mac. Hey, you gotta eat. So shiny. So deadly. So full of the blood of goats.
Creepy Miniature Head In A Jar Pendants
If I could I would collect the heads of my enemies, shrink them down and wear them as miniature head in a jar pendants. I’d be like Mr. T only creepier. Well, these are not my enemies, but it’s a start. I wonder if they offer heads in a can. I just find that they keep better with less spoilage. Maybe in a ziploc? Heck, just wrap them in foil. I need variety in my miniature heads. Speaking of heads in a box, check out ole general custer.