Check out this Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket. It’s pretty realistically detailed. Except for that fact that human hearts aren’t silver. It has a small compartment that opens which can hold a small message. The heart measures a little over 1.25 inches in height and width and is hung from a silver plated steel chain that is 26 inches long. People are always telling me to have a heart, so I guess I’ll have this one.
Tag: accessory
Betsey Johnson Spider Web Crossbody Purse
This Betsey Johnson Spider Web Crossbody Purse is perfect for Halloween. It features gold-tone hardware and a creepy crawly silver-tone, rhinestone-encrusted spider. Be the queen spider this Halloween, or wear it anytime. You lookin’ good Lil’ Miss Muffet. You weave fashion like you weave your web. Uh… Not to say that both come out of your spider-butt or anything. That’s not what I meant. I mean- Oh what a tangled web I weave.
Vintage Style Tooled Leather Halloween Purse
This Vintage Style Tooled Leather Halloween Purse will hold all of your candy on Halloween night.It will also hold your eggs and TP for the night before Halloween. Is that still a thing? We used to call it mischief night. AKA the annual night that police and I would get acquainted. This is a beautiful purse. Now excuse me while I go egg this guys house down the street. I heard he’s giving out fun-sized candy again this year instead of full sized bars. Cheap bastard!
Go Batty For This Reversible Skeleton Bat Scarf
To me my bat minions! Gather around my neck and- *cough cough* Not so tight. Loosen up- *cough* Is that guano on my sweater? Why you little- This Reversible Skeleton Bat Scarf will keep you warm and besides, bats are totally in fashion this year. These bats are adorable when they hang off the neck like that. I mean, yeah, you have to dislodge their teeth as they hang off you and suck your blood, but still, totes adorbs.
Felt Merino Wool White Crow Shawl
Now this is something to crow about. This White Crow Shawl is like having a giant crow wrap it’s arms around you. Minus the pecking at your head, the talons digging into your arms and flying off with you part of course. Just the comfy part of wings around you. You are the wind beneath it’s wings. Have I ever told you you’re my hero? No? Well, now you know. Try not to make bird noises while ensconced in this shawl. It’s gonna be hard, but you can do it. It is made of wool, not Crow-cheted. Haha hahaha. That was a good one. Sometimes I crack myself up. Hey, you could go by the name Sheryl Crow.