Have a heart guys. No really, have a heart. Like this cool Human Heart Transplant Necklace or Brooch. You can even wear your heart on your sleeve if you want. Each heart is handmade and unique. Man, I love anatomy. Keeps me alive, ya know? The seller has brains too, but I’m more a tin-man type and not a scarecrow, so I’ll get me one of these hearts. I really heart it. Yeah, that’s what I said. Are you heart of hearing?
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Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket
Check out this Silver Anatomical Human Heart Locket. It’s pretty realistically detailed. Except for that fact that human hearts aren’t silver. It has a small compartment that opens which can hold a small message. The heart measures a little over 1.25 inches in height and width and is hung from a silver plated steel chain that is 26 inches long. People are always telling me to have a heart, so I guess I’ll have this one.
Heart Lock and Key Ornament
Give someone special your heart, without all the blood and a gaping chest wound. This Heart Lock and Key Ornament should do the trick. You get both the heart and a key. But it doesn’t open. Just like my cold heart. Huh? Sure, I’ve been hurt, but that’s not why my heart is closed off. Bacon. That’s why.
But that’s okay, because it is my one true love.
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I’m Having A Crayola Coronary: Recycled Crayon Human Hearts
Etsy seller TaylorAnnArt captured our hearts with her sexy Hot Glue corset and now these crayon human hearts have captured our attention. I think she should make a triple bypass coloring book, with pages and pages of obese folk scarfing down Big Macs and downing Big Gulps.
Each heart is made from about 30 crayons. They look pretty cool. I plan on using them to keep those noisy neighbor kids away from my house. “Oh hey. Thanks for making all that noise by my window you snot-nosed mobile fetus. Do you like crayons? Oh yeah? THIS ONE was made from the heart of the last little boy who interrupted my mid-day nerd nap! Enjoy!”
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