Damn. This Vampire Bat Amulet Necklace looks pissed off. He’s all like, “I am soooo f**king ticked off right now! I don’t even know what to say right now, so I’m just gonna look all shouty.” Classy, but man that bat looks mad as hell. Somebody give that dude a sedative stat! Amulet? More like a damned-ulet! *High fives the indoor house plant next to me.* Okay, calm down bat. I’m wrapping it up. Stop yelling at me. No, I don’t just prattle on forever. You’re a real dick ya know that? Fine, I’m out. You need anger management. No, obviously you do NOT manage it well. Good day sir! I said good day!
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Twin Peaks Necklaces – Wow Bob Wow
*Doing my little midget dance. Claps hands together.* “Kcor s’tel.” Aka Let’s rock! These Twin Peaks Necklaces will make you say WOW BOB WOW. I saw these and I was all like… BOOM. Season 3, Episode 8 mushroom cloud! Got a light? No? Well, at least you have a frog/moth creature in your mouth. That’s something. Sorry, I can’t even write this because I am just too stoked for the next episode. These necklaces come in several styles: BookHouse Boys, Resident of Twin Peaks, Owl Cave, Black Lodge and more. By the way, that doll you like is coming back in style.
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Gothic Black Rose Necklace With Bat Wings
This Black Rose Necklace With Bat Wings makes my heart all a flutter with the pitter-patter of bat wings. You might say that it’s the wind beneath my wings. Or above a pile of bat guano. Is it a bat or a rose? Is it a bat named Rose? I don’t have the answers. I just know that it looks pretty damn cool. Look, I’m just winging it here. It goes well with this Bat Skirt.
Alien Belt Buckle – I Want To Believe My Pants Will Stay Up
There’s nothing like an Alien Belt Buckle to get aliens hovering over your junk all day long. That way they can monitor your pee schedule and know whenever you pull your peen out and do whatever other sick experiments they do. Go ahead,collect your sick data, I don’t care. Imma be rocking a sweet belt buckle with your shiny heads all over it. This Chupacabra Belt Buckle is also a good choice.
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Bone Decor – Caged Skeleton Table Cloth Weights
You got some caged skeletons lying around the house? Yea, me too. They make great accent pieces. Well, these Caged Skeleton Table Cloth Weights are perfect for keeping that tablecloth down so it doesn’t fly away in the wind. Plus, you can brag about the fact that you have these four skeletons caged for all eternity. Brag about how you tried them for their crimes and doomed them to the cage and to holding down your tablecloth forever. You might also like this Life Sized Skeleton Lamps, which are the perfect companion pieces.