These Alien Stud Earrings feature… the head of an alien stud. I mean, I don’t know the dude’s history with the ladies, but I know he scored big on Uranus last night. Boom! You walked right into that one. Actually you backed right into that one. MEGA BOOM! Third degree burn! Anyway, these aliens are for your ears, because the truth is out there. I’m just too lazy to look for it. Or paint about it.
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Black Leather And Skull Hair Ties
These Black Leather And Skull Hair Ties are perfect for your Skull-ny tail. Now you can look cute and badass at the same time. Something I always thought was impossible outside of wearing a school girl uniform and waving nunchucks all over the place. For the record, I only did that one time. It was Halloween and I was being chased by zombies. Had to hide a lot of bodies that night when I remembered it was Halloween and they weren’t actually zombies. Halloween is a confusing night for me.
You know what’s not confusing? Following us on Facebook, where I can’t accidentally harm anyone.
These Bat Shower Towels Are Bat-Tastic
I don’t know about you, but I feel kinda batty when I get out of the shower. So I’m gonna dry off with these cool Bat Shower Towels. That way I can lay off the bats that usually flap their wings and hold the towel for me when I come out of the shower. They were getting uppity anyway. I heard squeaks that they were forming a union and looking for actual pay in the form of food. Also, there will be a lot less bat-s*it all over my bathroom floor. Also less visits to the doctor for rabies shots. It’s a good call.
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Cool Reconstructed Horror Movie Shirts
Looking for some cool horror movie clothing? Keep your shirt on, cuz I’m about to rock your world. These Reconstructed Horror Movie Shirts from kittyvampdesigns are awesome and stylish. They have been altered and reconstructed for maximum coolness. They have all kinds to choose from. Freddy Krueger, Friday the 13th, Frankenstein and many more. All of the cool kids are wearing these. Which is why I sit here in an old plain T-Shirt. I’ve never been cool.
But you can be cool and follow us on Facebook. All the cool kids are doing that too.
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Spider Web Bodysuit
Well, if it isn’t the naked chick with spiders all over her. Wait! That’s a Spider Web Bodysuit. Man I wish I was a spider, so I could cling to that body too. That must be the queen on her naughty bits. Unless I miss my guess, that is the elusive Vag Widow, guarding the gate so that none but the worthy may enter. Step aside spider, for I have come to conquer! With the lady’s permission of course. This bodysuit is perfect for Halloween, but really should be worn year round because reasons.
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