Tag: alcohol

Goodnight Brew: A Parody for Beer People

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goodnight brew book
This Goodnight Brew: A Parody for Beer People book is based on Goodnight Moon, a kid’s book for making kids shut up and go to sleep. So, this version is like a goodnight story for adults.

It’s about beer! Drink up and get just soused enough so that someone has to read you this bedtime story. Then enjoy this story through your inebriated alcoholic eyes and watch the magic unfold in your brain-keg as you go beddy-byes and pukey-time.
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Faux Fur Wine Bottle Covers

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faux fur wine bottle
These Faux Fur Wine Bottle Covers are furry and soft and they’ll make you want to cuddle your wine close and cozy up with it on cold nights. Which I do anyway. Sure I could join AA, but last time I went they just talked about cars and road safety. That’s AAA you idiot! Shut up. You’re just a sponsor locked in a closet. You ready to have that drink with me, or are you going to sleep without dinner again tonight?

You get a set of 3: Snow Leopard, Possum, and Lynx.