Barbie goes Au Naturel with Shave And Play Barbie. You know Barbie? This is her slightly less-groomed cousin, Borbie. Borbie has a singular talent. Rapid and excessive hair growth. Testosterone overload! How fast can you grow a beard? Doesn’t matter. You’ve got nothing on Borbie. She discovered this propensity for body hair during the great pandemic of 2020. She had nowhere to go, no one to see, and not a soul to impress. “Why not let it all go?” she asked herself. Why not, indeed? One week of neglecting the razor soon led to two, then three, then an entire year went by. Sasquatch sightings were on the rise. Borbie was liberated. Free of the restraints of grooming, she celebrated her flowing body hair just like anyone else, with a mini dress and colorful eyeshadow. Hey, what’s wrong with that? Works for me. She has more hair on her face than a wolfman and more hair on her chest than a… manly man. I’m not even gonna talk about that other area. Also check out Cyclops Fashion Barbie. Like a true Karen, she sees everything. Whether she then asks for the manager I can’t say. But good luck finding eyewear at Pearlvision biatch.
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White Walker Jesus – Game Of Thorns?
Sing it with me Billy Idol. “It’s a… nice day for a… White Walker.” Remember that time in Game of Thorns(Get it?) when that dude killed that white walker and three days later it resurrected. That’s how you get Easter in Westeros people. This White Walker Jesus will let you relive all of the excitement. Choose your house: Stark, Baratheon, Lannister or Christ!
House Christ rules! I hope I’m scoring some good points to get into heaven here. You da man Jesus! Sorry about all that stuff I did and continue to do, but it’s cool cuz you forgive everything, so I just keep doing that stuff and that’s why we’re tight! Can I get a high five and an amen? Still ignoring me huh? That’s cool. We tight. We tight.
Alien vs Predator Pin
Oh damn!!!!! Burn! OH NO HE DIT INT! Snap! I guess he told you! The ghost of Michael Jackson is not gonna be happy about this Alien vs Predator Pin. Not one bit.
Garbage Pail Saints Trading Cards
Garbage Pail Saints. They’re holier than Garbage pail Kids and all religious-y. Garbage Pail Saints! The Pope probably collects them and puts them in sleeves in his palace while a servant is trimming his holiness’ toenails with his teeth and swallowing every one. The Catholic church is whack yo. You can get a whole pack of these cards. I’m gonna collect the hell out of these. And by the way people, stop tossing your kids and saints in the garbage. I mean, it makes for fun cards and all, but seriously.
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Creepy And Cool Garbage Pail Kids Art Prints
These Garbage Pail Kids Art Prints from cultclassicsaz are pretty cool. When I was a kid, I used to think Garbage Pail Kids were the dudes responsible for picking up the trash from the curb. Everytime I would see the trash guy I would be like, “Where’s your kids?” and the dude would ignore me. So I asked again and again and again, every trash day. “Where’s your kids mister?” “I want to see your kids!” “What did you do with your kids?”
Until the dude picked me up by my shirt and said, “You wanna know where my kids are? My kids live with their mother cuz I’m a loser and I drink too much. I’m 3 months behind on alimony and I’m a s**t human being. I regret my entire life. My kids are better off, that’s where they are. Tonight I’m gonna go home and drink until I pass out. Then I’m gonna do the same day over again and wonder where my kids are myself ya little puke. Now get out of here!”
Mommy! Mommy! I think I found daddy!
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