See a horror movie every time you turn on the light. No, I mean besides when you wake up from a one night stand, turn on the light and turn around to see the horror show next to you. Better hope you wore a Johnny soldier. You gotta wrap that rascal or you gonna be paying child support to Quasimodo over there. Anywho, these Horror Movie Light Switch And Outlet Plate Covers from MainSwitchPlates are a great way to decorate your horror themed hovel. Seriously though, use protection peeps. This has been a Creepbay PSA.
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Classic Songs as Stephen King Horror Novel Covers
Stephen King’s Stranger Love Songs is a new project created by Brazilian artist Butcher Billy. The titles of classic love and heartbreak songs are mixed with the style of Stephen King horror novel covers. Prints and t-shirts are available here. Meh. I’ll wait for the movies. Seriously though, I bet Stephen King writes each one of these. In a month. Dude is prolific.
Classic Horror Film Pillow Covers
Is your pillow a real horror show? Did it get all discolored from age? I know, right! That’s so nasty! Hide it before other people see! You can use one of these cool Classic Horror Film Pillow Covers. Choose from Black Cat or Son of Dracula. Fun fact about Dracula’s son. He gets his allowance from a blood bank and back-talks dad until he’s grounded for life, which is like forever in Vampire years. The kid’s also got a weak vlad-der so he can’t go on long bat flights. Get it? Weak vlad-der?
Faux Fur Wine Bottle Covers
These Faux Fur Wine Bottle Covers are furry and soft and they’ll make you want to cuddle your wine close and cozy up with it on cold nights. Which I do anyway. Sure I could join AA, but last time I went they just talked about cars and road safety. That’s AAA you idiot! Shut up. You’re just a sponsor locked in a closet. You ready to have that drink with me, or are you going to sleep without dinner again tonight?
You get a set of 3: Snow Leopard, Possum, and Lynx.