The Let’s Get Monster Smashed: Horror Movie Drinks for a Killer Time Book is a horror movie inspired cocktail book that will scare you with sheer grossness. It will teach you to make gross-looking but delicious party drinks. And it all comes wrapped up in an ’80s VHS package. It has 55 recipes spread across 5 chapters (shots, gelatin, punches, special fx, and non-alcoholic) all inspired by classic pulp horror movies of the ’80s and ’90s. Let’s get gross up in here and make some drinks.
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Creepy Hands With Lanterns For Your Wall
It’s Halloween all year long with these Creepy Hands With Lanterns. But that’s only cuz I’m too lazy to redecorate. Forget boring old wall sconces. Ghostly hands reaching out from the walls is way better. And way more terrifying. These undead lifesize hands come in a set of two and hold a battery-operated candle You can also hang your keys from them and stuff.
LEGO UFO Abduction Set – The Truth Is Out There
Because it is never too early to teach your kids about the horror that is alien abduction, you can do so with this LEGO UFO Abduction Set. The focus of this set is to protect the farmer from being abducted by the alien UFO. As your child is building it you can talk with them about things like missing time, butt probing stuff, tractor beams and regression therapy. It should be a productive little project that you can both share in.
Creepy Cool Spiderweb Cupcake Wrappers
Nice. Use these Spiderweb Cupcake Wrappers to make your cupcakes extra scary. They are very cool. You know what would be not so cool? If you bite into that cupcake and a million baby spiders rush out of it and your mouth. You’re welcome for that image. Glad I could make you lose your lunch. These are great for parties, Halloween, or those nights when Spider-Man comes to dinner. I have spiderweb cupcakes sometimes, but that’s only cuz I leave them out and the spiders wrap them up. I really need to clean and dust some year.
Skeleton Party Hand Glasses For Ghoulish Get Togethers
Need a hand? A skeleton hand? How about a dozen skeleton hands? These Skeleton Party Hand Glasses are to die for. Perfect for haunted house parties and ghoulish get-togethers. Raise a toast. To skeleton hands raising a toast. I gotta hand it to them, these are some great glasses. Very handy in the kitchen. Now if only I could get some skeleton hands to wash them afterwards. Am I right? Say, why do they call it raising a toast when toast isn’t involved? We should probably be slapping pieces of toast together, which is very unsanitary.