If you’ve ever wanted to see your face surrounded by small human skulls, this Rings Of Human Skulls Mirror belongs in your home. I like it cuz it looks like they’re all smiling at my good looks. Except for that one guy. He ain’t buying it at all. Just doesn’t give a f**k! I hate that guy. There’s always one in every mirror.
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Funko Pop Universal Monsters Black and White Box Set
Monsters are universal man! There’s monsters all over the universe, but we gots to worry bout the monsters here in our own backyard. Down with the monsters! Kill them all! But also collect them all, cuz you know, they’re scary, but cool too. The figures in this Funko Pop Universal Monsters Black and White Box Set are super detailed full size figures. All in black and white just like the original movies.
Dracula. Check. Wolfman. Check. Mummy. Check. Creature from the Black Lagoon. Check. The only thing missing is them being in your home. Check out this set too.
Cast Iron Octopus Tea Cup or Jewelry Holder
Add some pizzazz to your kitchen by displaying your tea cups in the outstretched arms of an octopus. This Cast Iron Octopus Tea Cup or Jewelry Holder has eight arms to hold either tea cups or jewelry, or anything else you can think of. I like it cuz it kinda looks like he’s pissed off and just ready to throw cups everywhere. I can relate to that. This octopus and I are gonna be good friends.
Vampire and Mummy Strange Change Model Kits
Looking for a creepy model kit that’s easy to put together? One that is also a toy that you can play with and frighten yourself? Check out these cool Vampire and Mummy Strange Change Model Kits. Open the lid on this casket and you’ll find a snarling vampire leering at you. Close it, open it again and he’s changed into a harmless skeleton. Close and open it again and the vampire’s back. What sorcery is this? I love these kinds of toys. I think I have to buy both and display these in my lair.
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Monster Lab Card Game – Make Your Own Monsters
Oh yeah! That’s what I’m talking about! Creating my own monsters. The Monster Lab Card Game lets you create your own monsters without all of the hassles of digging up dead bodies and reanimating them with lightning. In this game, you get to run a Mad Scientist’s Laboratory and build 1000s of unique monsters. It includes 316 cards, 10 custom etched dice, and a manual. Unlike other people who make monsters all of the time, I never had kids, so this should be enjoyable.
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