Residents of the English city of Bristol woke up on Tuesday morning to a strange sight. This freaky statue was suddenly on display in front of a now unused hospital. Looks like Mothman‘s wife to me. Nice sunglasses too. Kinda sexy if I’m honest. The woman is making an ‘I love you sign’ with one hand and holding a Guy Falkes mask with the other. Probably just some illuminati trick to trigger the already reprogrammed among us.
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Turn your Christmas tree into a Krampus tree this year. And every year! These Krampus Angel Tree Toppers from SphyrnaEffects are the demented decorations you want. He just wants to sit on top of your tree looking all menacing and mean. Man, I hope he’s not too mean though. You don’t think he’s gonna poop all over my gifts do you? I mean, I guess I don’t mind little bird like poops, but I don’t trust him. I think he’s got a full yule log in him and the urge to build a log cabin.
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This strange light formation was spotted over the Gulf of California on August 6, 2017. People freaked. Is it a UFO? A being of light? I have no idea. I’m gonna go with giant supernatural jellyfish using the moon to give us all a glimpse at his new one-man show titled “Look at me, I’m an angel.”
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Holy Lord and creepy savior! Let this Jesus night light protect you from all manner of boogeymen, ghosts and demons, who prowl the night. He will scare the hell out of them literally. Look at him all lit up, flapping his dragon wings while he rips his shirt off Superman style.
Who ya gonna call? Jesus. He is the original Ghostbuster!
More shots below.
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For $1,295.00, you can own the world’s most expensive lightbulb and a very otherworldly story to go along with it. You’ll never be boring at any future get togethers, with this eerie item in your conversation starter arsenal. Plus, the money goes to a good cause, so you can feel even better about your purchase. Win. Win. Read more “Angel Illuminates Lightbulb”