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Kraken Triptych Wall Art Prints

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Kraken Triptych Wall Art Prints
Yeah, this is what’s Kraken on your walls. These Kraken Triptych Wall Art Prints are kraka-laka-crazy. You can practically hear the screams of seamen as it attacks the boat. I know that sounds sexual, but notice I spelled seamen the right way and everything. So you are the one with their mind in the gutter. I suggest you get it up out of the gutter,rinse it off real good with soap and water and try again. Really. Some people.

Anyway, that ship is full of seamen whether it likes it or not and once the Kraken attacks, that beast is gonna have a whole mouth full of seamen. Bits of seamen will probably be all over it’s face. There’s gonna be seamen spraying everywhere.

It’s a cool set of prints.
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Watercolor Horror Art Prints

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Watercolor Horror Art Prints
If you need some new scary wall art, check out these cool Watercolor Horror Art Prints. Speaking of scary wall art, it’s probably about time I cleaned up that spaghetti sauce mural on my wall. You know, that 10 foot x 10 foot objet de art that was created every week over the course of like a year, cuz I get pissed of during each episode of The Walking Dead! “What? No Effin’ way!” *Throws plate at the wall.* But that’s neither here nor there. It’s on the wall. It’s kinda everywhere.

Etsy shop SubjectArt sells all kinds of awesome watercolor prints. These horror themed prints are some of our favorites. Check out a few below, then hit up their shop for much more.
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Friday The 13th Jason Custom Converse All Stars

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Friday The 13th Jason Custom Converse All Stars
Yo, guy in hockey mask. If you are gonna wear the mask, you might as well have shoes to match. And these Friday The 13th Jason Custom Converse All Stars make a killer statement. They say, ” I kill people, but I still care about fashion and style. I’m deranged, but I’m also hip. I’m unhinged, but I care about my appearance.” So get these shoes you machete wielding freak!

Beetlejuice – American Gothic

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Beetlejuice - American Gothic
It’s Beetlejuice and Lydia Deetz as the American Gothic couple. This is a super cool art print. Unless I’m wrong and it’s the poster for a new Beetlejuice show. Look at Beet(Not gonna type his name 3 times here) hamming it up for the camera like a big old ham. You better stick that fork in yourself ya big old ham. Oh that’s right. Hey hey hey, it’s for hay. You gonna bail on my dude? That’s just a little hay humor. Anyway, shouldn’t you two get back to farming? Or something?

Mr And Mrs Frankenstein Knife Set

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Mr And Mrs Frankenstein Knife Set
This Mr And Mrs Frankenstein Knife Set is purely for decorative purposes, but it should read “In case of marital monster fight break glass”. That way Mr. and Mrs. monster can fight to the death. It probably turns them on. Monsters are weird like that.

You get two twin butcher knives that are hand painted with the likeness of Frankenstein and his bride, in a shadow box.
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