Weird Fetus Art

Weird Fetus Art
What do we have here? This piece of Weird Fetus Art is… all wrong. Good to know. We got some lightning striking the demon-looking fetus in the womb, some various organs, some weird alien stuff for the kid to sit on and chill… It’s pretty ominous. I don’t like to judge art, but the artist themselves have already proclaimed it “all wrong”. Saves me a few sentences. Is that thing with the green ooze the bladder? Oh man, somebody’s gonna piss fire and the kid is at the controls.

Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer

Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer
I don’t know about you, but I like my plants to grow out of bone. It’s one way that I can bone up on my gardening skills. There’s nothing like succulents growing from a skull. This Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer is exactly what you need for your home or orifice. I mean office. Man, what a typo. Perfect for your Gothic garden.

Macabre Tooth Bracelet

Macabre Tooth Bracelet
So…. Yeah. I’m guessing this Macabre Tooth Bracelet was created by a dentist with a busy pair of pliers. Either that or the tooth fairy is making jewelry now. Bicuspid, I’m wearing this! Then I’m gonna punch a bunch of people and leave tooth prints in their faces, just because it’s fun. Is that weird? Maybe, but it’s the tooth and nothin’ but the tooth. Heh. See what I did there?

Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs

Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs
You gotta love a mug that bites you everytime you take a sip of your morning Joe. In fact, if your name is Joe, you are IT’S morning Joe. I’ll take sugar, cream, and about a hundred razor sharp fangs. How is that for a little cup of horror to start your day right? This Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs is the best part of waking up.

Centipede and Kewpie Doll Mutant Necklace – Kewpede

Centipede and Kewpie Doll Mutant Necklace - Kewpede
Kewpie dolls want to get in on that sweet human centipede action, so… This exists. The Kewpede. Half centipede half kewpie doll. All nightmare fuel. Kewpede, kewpede, it’s such a wonderful toy. Kewpede, Kewpede. It’s fun for a girl and a boy.

Yeah, so that happened. Look at those eyelashes and all those legs. What a cutie.