
What do we have here? This piece of Weird Fetus Art is… all wrong. Good to know. We got some lightning striking the demon-looking fetus in the womb, some various organs, some weird alien stuff for the kid to sit on and chill… It’s pretty ominous. I don’t like to judge art, but the artist themselves have already proclaimed it “all wrong”. Saves me a few sentences. Is that thing with the green ooze the bladder? Oh man, somebody’s gonna piss fire and the kid is at the controls.
Tag: bizarre
Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer

I don’t know about you, but I like my plants to grow out of bone. It’s one way that I can bone up on my gardening skills. There’s nothing like succulents growing from a skull. This Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer is exactly what you need for your home or orifice. I mean office. Man, what a typo. Perfect for your Gothic garden.
Macabre Tooth Bracelet

So…. Yeah. I’m guessing this Macabre Tooth Bracelet was created by a dentist with a busy pair of pliers. Either that or the tooth fairy is making jewelry now. Bicuspid, I’m wearing this! Then I’m gonna punch a bunch of people and leave tooth prints in their faces, just because it’s fun. Is that weird? Maybe, but it’s the tooth and nothin’ but the tooth. Heh. See what I did there?
Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs

You gotta love a mug that bites you everytime you take a sip of your morning Joe. In fact, if your name is Joe, you are IT’S morning Joe. I’ll take sugar, cream, and about a hundred razor sharp fangs. How is that for a little cup of horror to start your day right? This Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs is the best part of waking up.
Centipede and Kewpie Doll Mutant Necklace – Kewpede

Kewpie dolls want to get in on that sweet human centipede action, so… This exists. The Kewpede. Half centipede half kewpie doll. All nightmare fuel. Kewpede, kewpede, it’s such a wonderful toy. Kewpede, Kewpede. It’s fun for a girl and a boy.
Yeah, so that happened. Look at those eyelashes and all those legs. What a cutie.