Tag: bizarre

Gut Instinct Sculpture – Should Have Used Hot Dogs

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Gut Instinct Sculpture - Should Have Used Hot Dogs
A piece of weird art like this Gut Instinct Sculpture takes guts man. Real intestinal fortitude. But I mean, it looks like hot dogs. So they should have just used hot dogs. Come to think of it, this thing looks like it’s the patron saint of hot dogs. Our lady of the perpetual weiner. Just needs a hot dog halo and some holy light. By the by, our lady of the perpetual weiner is how I refer to the head prostitute at that place down the road. But I digress.

Holy hot dogs Batman! I guess the artist went with her gut instinct here for real. So yeah, behold the Gut Instinct Sculpture.

Alien Xenomorph Egg Cushion Pillow

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Alien Xenomorph Egg Cushion Pillow
This Alien Xenomorph Egg Cushion Pillow lets you lay down on the couch and get your damn face hugged into oblivion. Naptime is now nightmare time. Alien eggs. For your couch. Or bed. Or wherever the hell you want to be scared to death. Bonus: If someone tries to grab your pillow, you can say, “Hey! Lego my alien EGGo!” That’s always fun. At least until they hatch. Then your fun wordplay aint shizz! You’re just alien Xenomorph food.

After it eats you, it’s gonna sit on your couch watching Oprah and warm up all of the other eggs until they hatch. Sad really.

Gothic Skeleton Snowglobe

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Gothic Skeleton Snowglobe
Who needs a stupid souvenir snow globe of NYC or North Carolina when you can watch it snow all day long on a pile of bones? This Gothic Skeleton Snowglobe looks like the aftermath of an atomic bomb going off. Nice. It’s got a skeleton in there with the skull, which is a hard set to find after an apocalypse. I might have to display this at Christmas.

Alien Cat Bath Bombs

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Alien Cat Bath Bombs
Instead of storming Area 51 and risking the wrath of the United States government’s armed forces, why not enjoy a relaxing soak with these Alien Cat Bath Bombs. The outside is a striking green just like we knew the aliens would look like in Area 51. On the inside are three hidden colors just waiting to be discovered.

These little critters have been described as out of this world, heavenly and meowraculous for someone needing a little downtime. Let the soothing smells of vanilla and a dash of bubblegum whisk you away to a more peaceful time before alien invasions, while the organic olive oil gives your skin some much needed loving.

These bath bomb are like no other known bath bombs in this galaxy and each alien kitty is unique. Instead of putting on your tinfoil hat and enduring a stressful stampede for the possibility of seeing aliens in Nevada, take a stress-free bath with one of these creepy-cute galaxy cat bath bombs.

Roll Them Bones – Skull Dice

Artemis WinterfordLeave a comment

Roll Them Bones - Skull Dice
These Skull dice are dice with skulls in them. Snake eyes? More like pair o skulls. Cuz I like to my dice to look like a family of skulls live inside of them, so that every time they stop rolling, all these skulls look out the window like, “What the f**k was that? An earthquake?” Nah. Just this A-hole yelling Yahtzee again.