Pickles The Poltergeist Clown

picklesThis clown is named Pickles. The first time I went to write up this article, I ended up crying in the corner, pulling my hair out. I don’t traumatize easy, but here’s the Dill, Pickles is creepy. Look at that image. He is clown-napping that kid. Turns out Pickles has a history of stalking, then clown-napping dolls of little children. The eBay seller Swankykitty explains:

Pickles the clown has been causing a bit of mayhem in the Doll House that Swanky built. All the babies have been complaining about his incessant doll-napper tendencies and the suggestion has been made more than once that maybe Pickles needs to move to a home of dolls more like himself.

I bought this doll initially because it made me laugh that he looked like Micheal Jackson if Micheal Jackson would have dressed as a clown.

Click through for more Pickle mayhem, where you can see him being super creepy, hiding under the beds of other dolls and waiting to snatch them up.
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Clown Fantasy Outfit: The Joker Has A New Sidekick

clown fantasy outfit editCheck out this clown fantasy outfit. Here’s an interesting fantasy: Eat a f**king cracker. I kid. I kid. I’m thinking you can buy this $1,235.00 outfit and then team up with the Joker, because if there’s one thing the Batman doesn’t need, it’s another deranged clown at the Joker’s side. I mean, besides Harley Quinn. Look at her jumping out in front of the Caped Crusader, eyes all wide, feigning shock. Oh my. Did I startle you? He he. Are you stunned by my crazy freakishness? Good. He he. Now for a kick to your bat-groin.
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Old Polaroid Picture Of A Clown With Little Girl

clown pictureThis creepy Polaroid of a Clown and girl sold for on Ebay for $6.98. I assume he was holding her for ransom and sent this pic to her parents. Cause that’s what clowns do. They give you nightmares and clown phobias and generally just make the world a creepier place.
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