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Yoga Skeleton Figurines

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Yoga Skeleton Figurines

Man I love a good skeleton. Especially my own. It holds me up and keeps everything together. Gotta love them bones. These Yoga Skeleton Figurines are pretty darn cute. It’s the whole see no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil theme. Except I guess they just finished doing yoga? No idea. They are just plain cool. These Yoga Skeleton Figurines are gonna look good among all of the other creepy cool stuff I have around here. Welcome to the party boys. Make no bones about it, these guys will remind you to stretch and be healthier.

That reminds me I need another Skeleton Bathing Halloween Candle. Love me some bones!

Day of the Dead Animal Figurines

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Day of the Dead Animal Figurines
Check out these cool Day of the Dead Animal Figurines. Play dead spike! Play dead! Now play Day of the Dead. Good boy. Now let’s wash that paint off of you before you scare the neighbors. These figurines are pretty cute. Etsy seller JuliaClareDesigns has many fun animals to choose from. These are going to look good on your desk or shelf.
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Memento Mori Mummy Coffins

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Memento Mori Mummy Coffins
These Memento Mori Mummy Coffins are to die for! Nothing says home decor like small dead people in caskets that look like they have been there for a hundred years or so. I’ll take ten of them! They come in “Zombie Stare”, “Banshee Scream”, and “Pumpkin.” Pretty sweet! You could have yourself a whole above ground cemetery. All are nightmare fuel. Which we love.

Zombies Playing Poker Figurine Collection

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Zombies Playing Poker Figurine Collection
This Zombies Playing Poker Figurine Collection will look great on the shelf.

What do you have Ed? I got two pair. Two pair of fingers left cuz I’m a nasty shambling Zombie.

I got a full house. No, really. A house full of you guys parts that fell off. There’s Darryl’s hand under the table still clutching 3 of a kind. Did you notice Darryl has a tell? Every time he has good cards he scratches what’s left of his nose. It’s just a nub now. Hey, pass Carl his drink. Guy’s only got one arm left.

Altered Alien Figurines

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Altered Alien Figurines
We’ve featured FindersCreepers work before. She likes to do naughty things to vintage figurines. The truth is out there and now it is on your knick-Knack shelf. At least until some Man In Black comes and steals it, tells you you never saw it, it was never there, you were mistaken, there is no such thing as Altered Alien Figurines. Screw you MIB. I know what I saw! Great, now there’s an empty spot on my shelf where there’s no dust. Also that MIB left his dark glasses. Let’s check them out.

*Puts glasses on. Sees the words CONSUME, OBEY and SLEEP all over the place.* Pfft! Tell me something I don’t know. *Tosses glasses.*
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