What the- There’s nothing like decorating with a bunch of half naked, one-legged,burnt looking, clown faced dolls in some sort of mutant breeding tubes to brighten up your home. This Haunted Doll Home Decor is some real nightmare fuel. No, really. I was having a nightmare last night and woke up. I found this Haunted Doll Home Decor and went back to bed. Nightmare refueled! I really don’t want to talk about it. Not now. Not ever.
Tag: creepy
Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse
This Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse looks awesome. Probably holds more stuff than my own skull. Perfect for a night out on the town, at the cemetery, the morgue, you know, all the cool hip spots. It has a nice metal skull accent in the front and back. Which is nice cuz my skull doesn’t have that. I would carry a brain inside just to be extra weird. Just how I roll.
Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial
You know I’m all about helping you ladies to look more sexy on Halloween. Not that you aren’t sexy already. That’s why I’m sharing this Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial. NOT because I tried it myself and loved the results. And even if I did, so what? It’s not against the law. I didn’t. Just sayin’. Glad we have that cleared up. Batwing eyeliner is smoking hot. Give it a try. You’re welcome.
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This Gothic Tea Set Is Dripping With Skulls
This Gothic Tea Set Is Dripping With Skulls. Also dripping some sort of black stuff that may be the blood of a bat or something. It makes tea time a tad more terrifying. Get the whole set and enjoy your tea dark. It’s dripping. Dripping everywhere. Oooooops. That’s because I was watching TV and just kept pouring. Sorry about the 3rd degree burns.
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The Tights Have Eyes
All eyes are going to be on these tights. Cuz they have eyes. So it’s true, the eyes have it. Aye aye Captain. I can’t take my peepers off of those legs. I want to study them. Those legs are the teacher and I am the pupil. I bet her name is Iris. *Sings* I am the eye in the thigh… I’m looking at youuuuuuu. Sorry if that was corny-a. Should have thought about that joke first. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20.