Check out Elvira’s Movie Macabre: The Coffin Collection if you want to watch 26 horrifying films on 13 DVD’s! Some are just horrifyingly terrible. Others are pretty awesome.You get over 38 1/2 hours of movies. All hosted by Elvira and her boobs. That’s why they call them B-Movies right? Cuz of boobs? I think that’s right. It all comes in a collectible tin coffin.
Tag: creepy
Vampire Tears – Gothic Makeup Tutorial
The natural evolution of emo tears is vampire tears, but if you can’t work up enough emotion to cry your own, we have this handy tutorial for you. And just a friendly reminder: Vampires have feelings too. Be nice to them. I mean, not when they’re biting your neck. When they’re biting your neck, put a damn stake through their heart. But otherwise, be nice. Don’t be a jerk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt1Tsk2xLJQ
Feed Them – Audrey II “Feed Me” Creature Boots
Wear these Audrey II “Feed Me” Creature Boots and they will devour anything in your path. I only ask one thing, Please no kicking me in the balls as your boots will retreat with my balls when you are done. They have crystal and metal spikes and each toe features a hand sculpted Audrey II carnivorous plant with blood dripping detail. Are you hungry for fashion? Good cuz fashion is hungry for you!
Creepily Cute Ouija Bat Enamel Pin – Halloween Pin
This Ouija Bat Enamel Pin is pretty cool. Ouija Bats are the worst though. You ever try to get one of them to stay still long enough to rub your planchette all over it? It’s impossible. Even when your bat goes to sleep hanging from your ceiling, then ya gotta get a ladder, climb up, remember you forgot your planchette and then climb up again, get pooped on by bat, then watch bat fly away while you try to unfurl its wings.
Realistic Dead Alien Prop – Possibly In The Throws of Passion
This Realistic Dead Alien Prop looks like it just had some bad Mexican food. Or maybe it’s dying of intergalactic constipation. Actually, I just noticed that it’s clutching it’s alien groin-junk. So it could just be that I stumbled on some alien erotica and that’s not agony, but ecstasy. And now I feel weird. It must be good if it curls those toes. You go alien! You do you!