You can be queen of the flying bats with this Gothic Flying Bat Tiara. Or at least the Princess of flying bats. The Baroness of Batsylvania? The Governess of Guano? You owe it to yourself to wear this cuz wearing real bats in your hair? That’s a real s**t show! For real. Also not very hygienic. Wear your minions of the night proudly.
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Creepy Kittens With Crystal Skulls
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Kitties. In theaters meow! Not really. Hello my little creepers. I saw this trio of terror and I thought of you. Have fun sleeping tonight. The seller calls them abdabs, which coincidentally is my pet name for my ab-flab. These guys are almost as scary.
You would think crystal kittens would have crystal mittens, but nope. Just crystal skulls. So they can telepathically murder us no doubt as their skulls light up. FYI my cat just saw this and lost her sh*t!
What’s that girl? They are an ancient race of slavers and that’s why you guys left your home planet of nip-nip-nibbles-meow-meows(Rough translation) and befriended the Egyptians? To escape them? Hmmmm. Say, how much do you figure you are worth to them? Hypothetically?
Kitty Fluffums no! My eyes!
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Game of Molars: Crown Of Teeth
When you play the game of molars, you chew or you don’t. There is no middle ground. Also… Dentures are coming!
Also…. A Lannister always pays his dentist.
This crown of teeth lets you wear some pearly whites on your head, which would feel like your head is in the mouth of some weird beast. Now you know how your food feels.