The legend of the Mothman is alive and well and native to West Virginia. It is well documented and there’s even a book titled The Mothman Prophecies. Read it! This strange creature of the dark is nicely captured in this 11 by 17 print, complete with descriptions of the creature’s mannerisms and attributes. We can’t be sure if the Mothman actually existed but we know that the creature is intriguing. This Mothman Print has a great vintage look and is quite minimalistic and eerie. It is a worthy addition to your creepy cryptid collection.
Tag: cryptid
Cryptid Tarot Cards
These Cryptid Tarot Cards will reveal your fortune. OMG! Ask me about my love life!
Ok. I see a tall dark stranger.
OMG! Is he rich?
No. He’s very hairy and he has big feet.
Does he have money?
No, but he has a hut made of sticks and everything outside is his toilet. You’ll be happy.
Bigfoot Soap Gets You Cryptid Clean
Here’s a good gift for Bigfoot fans. This Bigfoot Soap gives you a nice Bigfoot scene that you can display by the sink. He’s in his natural habitat and you get to stay clean. Pretty awesome. And thank God it smells nice and not like a hairy filthy woods creature who never wipes properly.
Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art
That’s some nice Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art right there. Awesome crypto-art brotha! Makes me happy. I’m writing a song about this.
I like crypto art
Not crypto farts
When Wendigo lets a steamy one go
The forest creatures start moving real slow.
Dude’s butt just smokes
while the rabbits choke
Then he grins real crass
and he wipes his ass
That’s all I got. Need to work on that some more.
BigFoot Jeep Windshield Decal
If you own a jeep, take Bigfoot for a ride and have yourself a cryptid adventure. This BigFoot Jeep Windshield Decal accompanies the Jeep silhouette on your windshield. Perfect for sasquatch enthusiasts and Bigfoot hunters. Yo Bigfoot hunters, if you find him, don’t kill him, k? Thanks.