This chart doesn’t make you a medical doctor, but it gets you close. Close enough to be a cryptid vet! Study hard and you can become a doctor for mythical creatures. This Mythical Creatures Skeleton ID Chart is perfect for Halloween and your year-round vet practice. It’s handmade from premium matte photo paper and measures 12 inches wide by 18 inches tall. I gotta go. They just brought in a baby chupacabra who needs my help stat!
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Big Foot Breeding Area Sign
Place this Big Foot Breeding Area Sign in the woods where Bigfoots f**k and help unsuspecting humans stay on the marked trails. I would too. Bigfoot breeding is nothing to mess with. And nothing you want to see. It’s worse than walking in on your parents while they’re doing it. Is Big Foot real? You tell me after you see them in action bumping hairy uglies. Do they go on dates first? What is beautiful to a Bigfoot? A bigger foot? A stronger jaw? I have no idea, but I can’t unsee them doing the nasty.
Children’s Crypto Critters Art Prints
Kids nowadays are so clever, they want “real art” on their walls. None of that poorly drawn, minimalistic stick figure nonsense anymore. That kind of art may have been okay back then but it just doesn’t make the cut these days. You know what else they want? Cryptids. Kids can’t get enough of those crazy cryptids. These Crypto Critters art prints will help quench their thirst for the finer things in life if you hang it up the classroom, play area, or nursery. It also might teach them how to identify monsters that lurk in the world. It features pictures of popular characters like the Mothman, Eddy the Yeti, Skeet the Sasquatch, Nessie the Loch Monster, and Marlowe the mermaid.
If you’re looking for high-quality décor for your child’s wall, this is it. A good combination of adorable graphics and good color work.
Bigfoot Candle: Let The Sasquatch Light Up The Room
The Bigfoot conspiracy is the biggest one of the 19th, 20th, and now 21st century and we don’t talk about it enough. Are sasquatches even real? Are the sightings all a bunch of hoaxes and misidentifications by overexcited conspiracy-theorists? Apparently, there are actual scientists actively researching this but it’s taken more than a century to tell us whether Bigfoot exists. But if you’ve seen one, you know.
Well, this Bigfoot candle should get the conversation rolling. It’s an 8.5” candle that your friends will love. It is hand sculpted and made using pure beeswax. This effectively means that it burns a couple of times longer than the paraffin wax candles you are used to. If you think Bigfoot exists and your friend don’t, wrap this majestic candle in a big beautiful box with lots of padding and watch their face melt (see what I did there) with rage when they open it. The rage turns into disappointment as they realize you could have bought them a nice watch or toy instead.
Scary Chupacabra Corpse Sculpture
People love monster stories. Any decent story told involves a monster. Just ask my ex-wife. There are reports of chupacabra sightings in the Americas and eerie stories of body part trails left behind by these blood-sucking creatures. But we have never discovered a Chupacabra corpse. Until now…
Imagine having a Chupacabra corpse lying around the house. The corpse is so well sculpted out of paper pulp clay, paper mache, and polymer clay, no one will fail to believe that you actually met and killed a Chupacabra. With professional mask hair, acrylic hair and good craftsmanship, it is so realistic it will scare you at night.