Clowns. I hate ’em. I’d hunt ’em if I could get a permit. I’ve tried. They are apparently never in season. This Creepy Clown Tarot Card Deck is like a visit from the most demented clown you have ever seen. Like he ties you up, pulls up a chair and gets his cards out, while he’s honking his horn and laughing all silly, drives around you real quick in a clown car, all his friends pile out and he gets out last, then they all sit around you in a circle and deal your tarot cards out.

Some of them are crying. You don’t know why. Perhaps internal torment from being natures painted demons. Some of them are blowing their nose and producing flowers from the handkerchief. You scream and no one seems to hear. The animal balloons are flying around like lofty latex clouds. Ronald McDonald looks on from the shadows way in the back. You might say they are an Insane Clown Posse.

*Shudders*

No thanks, I’ll get my readings from gypsies and grifters like I always have. As long as you don’t paint your face and squirt water on me with a flower, you can have all my money.
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