This Vampire Bat Sculptural Box will make ya squee like a little bat. But if it makes you flap your wings and fly around the room, you’ve gone too far. This bat will hold all of your little trinkets and baubles and do-dads. Not sure if it will hold your whatchamacallits. It’s bat-tastic. It’s batting a thousand. It’s bat-s**t crazy. Swing batter batter. Time to batton down the hatches. Quick, to the bat cave robin! Wait, was that the phone? Nah, you just heard my batarang! And with that, I’m off to adjust my meds.
Tag: Design Toscano
Pondering Skeleton Sculptural Bookends
Hey Pondering Skeleton Sculptural Bookends. Whatcha pondering? The meaning of death? The debate about whether milk actually builds strong bones or not? Maybe you’re wondering why you are all bones, but have huge bright eyes? You keep ponderin’ and wonderin’ skeletons. Don’t let anyone stop you.
They look like they are really wrapped up in whatever you are saying to them, which I like. You don’t say? Oh my! Tell me more. Gonna get me a pair and talk to these guys. That will be less weird than talking to myself. Just a little bit less weird.
Bone Chillin’ Skeleton Motorcycle Statue
Vroom vroom! I love hitting the open road with my bone-r-cycle and feeling the power of the skeleton rev between my legs. That’s why I love this Bone Chillin’ Skeleton Motorcycle Statue. I’ll ride anything with ribs. I realize how dirty that sounds. It’s literally a white knuckle ride. See that guy’s knuckles there on the front wheel? White. I think this guy was in that show called Bones of Anarchy. Love that show. Skeleton gangs rule!
Gothic Skeleton Bottle Opener
You could get this Gothic Skeleton Bottle Opener or you could do what I do. Which is, stick a beer bottle in your grandfather’s mouth and pop that cap off while granddad is sleeping soundly. Turns out false teeth are really great at opening beer bottles. What’s not so great are all of those bottle caps that had to pumped out of his stomach. Sorry Grandpa.
Grandpa would prefer that I use one of these skull openers, but I really don’t see the difference. They look just like one another. Except Gramps has liver spots all over. Looks like a geriatric Cheetah. Say meow grampa!
Curse of Ezekiel Gothic Bracelet
I have no idea what the curse of Ezekiel is, but it looks like getting a pair of skeleton handcuffs slapped on you. This Curse of Ezekiel Gothic Bracelet is like having skeleton hands gripping your wrist all day. Get off me. Get off me already. Oh yeah, that’s right, I’m wearing them willingly. It has a good grip. Real sturdy. This guy definitely had his calcium for strong bones. I just wish he would stop digging his nails into me. Do you even own nail clippers?