I’ve gotten some of my best gifts from random skeleton hands reaching out from my desk. This Raised Skeleton Jewel Box Sculpture is no exception. It is a lovely shiny skeleton hand holding a jewel box. It is embellished with Celtic crosses, skulls, cross bones and sparkling faux gems. It’s pretty awesome.
Never look a gift skeleton in the mouth. I mean hand.
Meet Spike The Nail Head. A fun sculpture that you can decorate your house with. You know what his dad said when he was born? “Nailed it!” Boy did he ever. He’s cousins with Pinhead, but they had a falling out. You should see their other cousin, Staplehead. They all claim they are Hellraisers, but the only thing they’ve raised is a bunch of heck and kids with various objects in their heads.
I think I got crabs from your chair?
Are you sure? *Looks at my Giant Red King Crab Chair.* Nah. I keep a clean place.
I haven’t been with any other chairs for weeks.
Hmmm. Sorry baby, you’re barking up the wrong crustacean. Now c’mere and let me pinch ya.
This chair is perfect for me, cuz I feel crabby everyday. I’m also the king of my castle. The crab king. Not sayin’ I have crabs. I’m just the king of said crabs. Seriously, I have a scepter, a crown and everything. I also have a bunch of crab medicine. But that’s just in case. You never know when they might overthrow me.
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This Vampire Demon Tombstone Statue is exactly what you need if you have a vampire/demon to bury. It has a crazy gargoyle/demon on top just so there’s no doubt that this is a Vampire’s grave. To bad you can’t customize the gravestone.
Here lies Dracula.
Killed by a stake on the end of a spatula.
His life was spectacular.
Here lies a filthy demon
He died while screamin’
The cross against his chest was steamin’
This Nosferatu Vampire Bust pays tribute to the 1922 film depiction of the vampire Count Orlok. If you get this thing you will have a lovely bust. I’m not saying you don’t have one already, but nothing beats a big Vampire bust. Spoiler alert: I’m talking about boobs. I’ve seen my share of Vampire ladies so I think I know what I’m talking about. Vampire busts are the best. Way better than Werewolf boobs. Just sayin’.
That reminds me. How do you kill a busty Werewolf? A silver bullet…bra.