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Hermit Crab Uses Doll Head As A Shell

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Hermit Crab Uses Doll Head As A Shell
This Hermit Crab decided to use a doll head as a shell, cuz why not. Crabs are the spiders of the sea after all and have to look for new ways to be even creepier to keep up with their nightmarish land-based cousins. The creature was spotted by Reddit user jamspangle on Henderson Island, a south Pacific island known for having tons of litter deposited there by ocean currents. So basically crabs will just use any old thing as a shell. There’s probably a crab that is right now walking around wearing an old shoe or a used condom. Crabs are just nasty.

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Terrifying Burnt Faced Baby Doll Head Lamp

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Terrifying Burnt Faced Baby Doll Head Lamp
Looks like someone has been playing in the lava. This Terrifying Burnt Faced Baby Doll Head Lamp will haunt your room and your nightmares. I bet it looks like a scary floating head when all the lights are out. I hope not cuz I don’t want it to float too close to the curtains and burn my shizz down. I’ll be seeing this in my nightmares tonight.

Weird Doll Head Necklaces

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Weird Doll Head Necklaces
Hey doll! Waz up? Don’t call me doll! For your information, I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to the doll head on your chest. Nah. These Weird Doll Head Necklaces won’t make you look creepy at all. Too bad none have glowing red eyes and a head that turns 360 degrees, while saying, “momma” all creepy like. Maybe wear all of them and be the crazy doll head lady with a whole family around her neck. That would be some awesome baby bling! No. No it would not. That would be creepy. This has been a fashion PSA.

Disturbing Doll Head Candleholder Centerpiece

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doll head centerpieceHow’s this for a creepy centerpiece? Only on Etsy could you stick a doll’s head between two candles and call it a centerpiece. Maybe for dinner in hell. If you ever find yourself in the fiery depths of hades, you are sure to see this centerpiece on some table so that the likes of Hitler and Josef Mengele can admire it as they eat bowl after steaming bowl of s**t soup for all eternity.

I for one don’t need any demented Toddlers and Tiaras on my dinner table. Can you imagine the foul demons this thing would summon when lit up? Now I’m gonna have nightmares.
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